Who has the better Chinese food punchline?

Started by DKC, Nov 28, 2016, in Music Add to Reading List

Who had the "better" line?

  1. The Weeknd

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  2. Drake

    42.9%
  1. Saint Michael
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    Nov 28, 2016
    Heard Abel's track thirteen times and didn't even understand that line TBH.
     
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  2. Robz
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    Robz ggmu

    Nov 28, 2016
    "I love your sushi roll, hotter than wasabi"

    Drake got this
     
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  3. Inland Empire Rapper
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    Inland Empire Rapper My Life, Your Entertainment

    Nov 28, 2016
    The Weeknd got better lines than Drake. And he has more creative control and writing capabilities than him.
     
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  4. Loyalty
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    Loyalty we go hard on earth

    Nov 28, 2016
    I chose The Weeknd's line cuz I think it's a blo-jo- reference and blowjobs can be funny
     
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  5. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Nov 28, 2016
    That's Japanese you racist
     
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  6. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Nov 28, 2016
    Kanye
     
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  7. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    Nov 28, 2016
    cause ur a virgin
     
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  8. Winter
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    Winter Super Comfy

    Nov 28, 2016
    Weeknd almost certainly wrote that Drake line tho
     
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  9. Lucy
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    Nov 28, 2016
    facts homie.
     
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  10. Saint Michael
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    Nov 28, 2016
    Why do you insist on these weak taunts?
     
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  11. maribaebi
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    maribaebi XO NAV

    Nov 28, 2016
    op is asking which weeknd line do you prefer

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  12. DKC
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    Nov 28, 2016
    This lo mein line is proof the weeknd wrote all of take care
     
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  13. Robz
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    Nov 28, 2016
    f---
     
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  14. DKC
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    DKC hank trill

    Nov 28, 2016
    s--- it joondi this is the best banner we've ever had besides TrumpYe
     
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  15. Big Mitch
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    Big Mitch You never made me ran once

    Nov 28, 2016
    Weeknd. Probably my fav line from the album.
     
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  16. nogger
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    Nov 28, 2016
    Drake the greatest line tho

    but that banner is cheesy af
     
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  17. Charlie Work
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    Charlie Work Level 5 Goblin

    Nov 28, 2016
    Eatin' Asian p----, all I need was sweet and sour sauce
     
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  18. icecube
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    icecube West Coast is the Best Coast

    Nov 28, 2016
    My vote goes to Kanye West; "eatin Asain p----, all I need is sweet n sour sauce."
     
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  19. icecube
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    icecube West Coast is the Best Coast

    Nov 28, 2016
    Dammit, you beat me.
     
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  20. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Nov 28, 2016
    agreed

    u n----s are cracked out this banner is art
     
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