Nov 23, 2015

If you knew how big of a fan of that song was, you'd cringe.
Imagine a fat ugly kid doing the dance, and thinking he was the best hip hop artist.

 

Nov 23, 2015

ugh I have soooo many clumsy stories.

 

Nov 23, 2015

she made it

 

Nov 23, 2015

any moments of your childhood when you remember make you go

 

Nov 24, 2015

In grade 6 I was asked out by this boy on a consistent basis, I actually had a crush on him but kept denying him because I was afraid word would get back to my family. When I finally gave in.. just Day 1 of us "dating" I had all of my classmates rush up to me & tell me he was going to give me a kiss after school & everyone was making it a huge deal .. I was so nervous I hid in the restroom for a half hour until I knew he left.

The next day he broke it off with me and said it was because when he hugged me my arms were just at the side of my body & didn't hug him back... I was so clueless lol.

 

Nov 24, 2015

I know I have plenty but I can't think of anything right now

 

Nov 24, 2015

There is always this teacher we all hate and one day I decided to let her f---ing know. Basically I put needles under her chair, at first we/I thought this would be a great prank, but f---.. when that b---- sat her fat a--- down on that chair, the whole school heard her scream, teachers came rushing into the classroom and this I-never-do-anything-wrong-c-----girl looked at me and I swear my eyes told her to shut the f--- up but ofc she had to point at me and yell ''He did it''.
Got expelled from school in 2 weeks and grounded as well... my parents and the principal agreed that I went to her house with a personal I'm sorry speech.
Got told she pissed herself tho

 

Nov 24, 2015

One day we were playing hide and seek. I was like 5-6 years old. I hid in good spot and they couldn't find me. I drank whole pepsi bottle before playing. I needed to pee, but I wanted to win so I peed in my pants. No one noticed that, because I had pants with pantlegs in different colors (one in dark blue, another one in red). Fortunately I peed in dark blue pantleg.

 

Nov 23, 2015

So in 2nd grade we were having a surprise party for one of our teachers and for some reason the day of the surprise, I SWEAR TO GOD some b---- (might've been another teacher) made it seem like the teacher we were planing for knew about the surprise etc and we were just gonna have a normal party for her now

So when the teacher in question walked into the room later that day and said okay we're going to the cafeteria follow me, in typical excited Narsh fashion, I blurted out "FOR YOUR SURPRISE PARTY!!" from the back of the room

Nope. Apparently she was just taking us there to do some exercise and till that moment she had no clue we had been planning this whole shindig for her

f--- me

 

Nov 23, 2015

In the fifth grade, I listened to Soulja Boy's song Crank That...



And liked it

It was my jam.

 

Nov 23, 2015

Then koolos sprayed the perfume on his d-ck and she only gagged instead of throwing up


And that's how he met your mother

 

Nov 23, 2015

Ice cream man gave out s--- ice cream