Will Smith punches Chris Rock on stage at Oscars for making joke about his wife

Started by SHUDEYE, Mar 27, 2022, in Entertainment Add to Reading List

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    go on
     
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    Ah man, help me become a millionaire like yourself. You said you help people. Help me.

    Where should I begin? I'm pretty poor and want to change my status.
     
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    Take care of your kid first grimmy
     
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  7. reservoirGod
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    Don't you see why I think this is funny? You are all angry nerds and I can easily make you seethe and get extremely angry about how your life isn't turning out well... I can give advice and you'd all have better lives... but you are too proud and spiteful. It's cool though... you guys are nerds and have great insight into popular culture.... so, I'll keep reading the posts to keep up on things that I'm not really intrested in, but can pull off as an expert when a situation calls for it.

    s---... I barely listen to rap... but I have the same knowledge as WPG just because I've read his posts here... so when I meet SLUG and Lupe Fiasco and A$AP Ferg when I'm helping put on block parties.... they think I'm f---ing Nardwuar with crazy in depth knowledge and research.

    And that girl isn't a "mail order bride" she just happened to be one of the few people I met in Tokyo who spoke English... she walked me to the train when she saw that I was lost and we both happened to have trips planned to go to Florida in February of 2020... so we pinky promised to spend time together when we were there.


    Stay mad. All of you.

    I don't have a single hater in real life and I'm not really online so I need you guys.
     
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  8. reservoirGod
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    Where do you live and what do you currently do for a living?

    Are you able bodied and do you really want to stop being a loser?
     
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    Crimmy isn't Grimace.
     
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    Aborted, can't provide a baby
     
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    I used to work at Starbucks, but it ain't much and yes, I'm willing to do anything. And I live in Palo Alto currently.
     
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    Just to be clear; my life is pretty great in almost every aspect and I don't need advice from anyone. But I don't feel the need to brag about it on here.

    Also knowing things about slug or lupe fiasco is not important at all. Who cares (except if you're working in that world like wpg does).

    I was joking about that girl obviously... but not about the fact that u felt the need to post her picture. Its not like u are a 16 year old, ur in your 30's ? Which is fine but why brag to a bunch of teenagers about it..?
     
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    Apply to be a banquet server at every hotel and convention center in the Silicon Valley.

    Especially at hotels owned by Millennium Group and Marriott. They pay the highest banquet share (DM me if you want me to explain what a banquet share is)... it's an on call position that doesn't take any real skill and the pay usually comes out around $40 to $50 an hour... but it isn't steady unless you are working at multiple places.

    Every time you go to work it, it's literally a party. It's like therapy to be surrounded by happy people having the best time they've had in months... every time you go to your job.

    Banquets and conventions are backlogged because of the pandemic so they desperately need people.

    Get your alcohol handlers card (TIPs, TAM, TAPs... whatever they have there).

    At the same time you are doing that go to any of the dozen bartending schools in the Bay Area.... sometimes they give you an alcohol handlers card for free.

    After you get your bartending certificate tell the companies you are banquet serving for you want to be a banquet bartender.


    I make an average of $500 a night and up to $1,500 on my best nights banquet bartending... and since you are a temporary worker... you are not obligated to report your cash tips.
     
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    I work with musicians. It's also just good to know popular culture in general... even if it's not a great intrest to you... it helps in social settings.

    You ever meet someone who says "I just don't like music... I'm not into it."?

    That makes their life harder because it's harder for them to connect to people.

    Basically I love all music... even the music I don't listen to... this makes it easier to connect to people.




    Also... there isn't any teenagers on this board.

    Eminem is 50.

    Teenagers don't know how to use a browser... only apps.

    There is no way a teenager would find this forum.
     
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    Wow poor girl was nice to you and you post her pics online for bragging purposes? At least block her face you POS... Also does not prove you ever f----- her. Oh but you bartend? I used to manage a bar and a hotel... I f----- the housekeepers and bartenders.. get on my level, loser

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  16. reservoirGod
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    This is also Fight Club praxis.

    When you work banquets you have access to politicians and obscure societies... US Senators and Representives and the Governor are happy to see me and comfortable around me when I'm serving them drinks or leading them from one end of a building to the next.

    Also you can get chummy with company owners and managers when they are out having the time of their lives.
     
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  17. reservoirGod
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    Old flames1 and 2 and 3.... cute.

    You do know I know the names of your whole family and where you live and s---, right?

    The swastikas weren't enough?




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    You think I don't have your address?

    Can you post a picture of you actually with a women? Or just from a distance?
     
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  19. reservoirGod
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    What's my address? You've seen me with plenty of women.



    You know you f----- up, right?
     
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    Not taking this bait. I'm an adult and I don't take s--- off the forum anymore. It's sad how jealous of my forum success you are though. Since day 1 you hated I was better at trolling than you. To be honest I didn't mean to stand you up though. Just couldn't get away. Next time I will make it up to you and let you stay in one of my penthouses and find you a quality escort that will let you touch her.
     
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