Eminem Would Dizaster 3-0 Em in a rap battle??

Started by Big Dangerous, Aug 2, 2017, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Oldboy
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    Em would actually make a killer rap battler since he loves puns

    off the top, Loaded lux would be the only safe bet to crush Marshall....other than him they only feel like they would lose

    dude can rap his a--- off battle rap style tbh
     
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    He needs to do a battle before he has a heart attack
     
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    all the big ones would lose probably...i cant see clips winning...hallow wont win...verb been trash for ages

    from the new age, brizz probably can take him
     
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    you sleepin on SHF, his track record don't lie
     
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    Who?
     
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    supa hot FIRE

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    Dumbest thing I've read on this thing and that's sayin somethin
     
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    im a big fan of battle rap and this thought always scares me because i want to believe em would k--- him (or anyone for that matter) but after seeing all these extremely socially awkward cameos hes made in the past few years i feel like hed tremble in a battle against a guy like diz

    like tbh you have to have really thick skin in battle rap and im not talking about "not getting your feelings hurt", i mean like you cant flinch or anything because youll lose by looking like a p----, ems been in the studio for so long hes so sheltered nowadays that i could just picture dizaster rapping in his face and acting like hes gonna hit him and em just flinches or something and everyone laughs, like its embarrassing

    i doubt em could match dizasters energy, but bar for bar i believe em would win (dizaster has too many fillers)
     
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    He lost to Hopsin :lmaooo:
     
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    I'm sure you've posted worse
     
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    Can't beat a god
     
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    He couldnt because Em is one of his rap influences so he'd have to bite his style hard
     
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    Honestly can’t really make a fair decision on it considering Em hasn’t been in a modern day battle, but his technical writing is at an all time high and it’s not like anyone can compete with him when it comes to rhyme schemes etc

    But Dizaster would have the experience of battling & how to deliver punches. Not to mention the amount of s--- he would have to write on Eminem...endless personal shots that could be taken

    I couldn’t see Eminem actually losing though but would be some spectacle
     
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    Good one
     
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    Eminem current rap style is literally formatted like battle rap. That's why it's so f---ing annoying and awkward to listen to. He'd do just fine
     
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    True :/
     
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    Alright. Who can make this happen? For reals??



    (NOT PAULS FAT a---)
     
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    Dizaster and way too many battle rappers just try to sound as angry and intimidating as they can to compensate for their weak brain power and lack of anything really hard hitting to say. Its actually hilarious how people think performance energy = thrashing about and yelling like an abusive husband. The best battles I've seen have people who are cool and confident without needing to remind everyone how straight and masculine they are like they closeted power bottoms
     
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