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Serious Would you rather s--- a d-ck for 1 minute, or get food poisoning?

Started by Oldboy, Oct 25, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Art Gangsta
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    I would definitely prefer food poisoning to s--- D.

    At worst, I'm sick for a few days. I got a strong metabolism. I'm Armenian. I got enough garlic in my system to fend off most poison you can concoct.

    But on the off-chance you're Walter White, and the poison is going to k--- me, in that case, I'll s--- D, swallow, *and* like it. #nohomo
     
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  2. Oldboy
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    Oct 25, 2015
    good second post Art
     
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    I'm so amused by the discussions grown men get into. I could eavesdrop for hours
     
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  4. Art Gangsta
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    i know. we sound like we're 13. why you gotta judge?
     
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  5. Pato v3
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    Pato v3 exilio

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    @Art Gangsta avy up bro
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Oct 25, 2015
    I do both on the reg, often at the same time
     
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  7. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

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    Speaking of which, this is your best avy yet
     
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  8. Pato v3
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    duh
     
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  9. Charlie Work
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    Cringe thread
     
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  10. Big Mitch
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    Oct 25, 2015
    i've had food poisoning before... not fun. that being said, it would take crazy circumstances to put a d-ck in my mouth.

    give me the food poisoning.
     
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  11. FLORIDA MAN
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    Oct 25, 2015
    Just to go with the theme of s80 lately, you should make it Ebola vs. big black d-ck.
     
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  12. Oldboy
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    imma let @theg handle the third part of the trilogy tbh
     
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  13. Oldboy
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    :tyik:
     
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    theg got that pma

    Oct 25, 2015
    i dont really want anything to do with it tbh
     
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  15. theg
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    theg got that pma

    Oct 25, 2015
    but heres another suggestion
    blow narsh to the point of climax but he jizzes on himself
    or someone else does that but you gotta take the load
     
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    theg got that pma

    Oct 25, 2015
    :puke:
     
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  17. Oldboy
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    when the time is right, you will do whats right
     
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  18. Oldboy
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    yea pls stay out of this

    jesus i would take a bullet to the head
     
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  20. Mano
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    Food poisoning
     
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