Yeez's Forum Fiction Revival (COMPLETED)

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  1. Yeez
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    Yeez I Drive

    May 31, 2022
    Only if @KahLinda signs the release form!
     
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  2. BigBoy2
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    BigBoy2 Big Goy Big Boy

    May 31, 2022
    Who the f--- is funkymonkey?
     
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  3. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    May 31, 2022
     
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  4. Yeez
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    Yeez I Drive

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    CHAPTER 6:
    Carnifex, Ricky and me made our way outside the Durag Lounge. Funkymonkey's troops had us surrounded. Funkymonkey hopped out of a military tank. [​IMG]
    "All of you are to be summoned in front of DKC to decide your fates." funkymonkey said with his heavy lisp. Carnifex responded "DuragSZN will never bow down to someone like you. The durag brotherhood is strong and unbreakable." Then suddenly Jankland came in with a noticebaly more demonic look [​IMG]
    "The SXN80 mod team has a lot in store for DuragSZN. Join us Carnise- I mean Carnifex, and we will ascend our brotherhood to the highest level". Carnifex seemed conflcited, misusing his influence. Then he made a decision."I accept" "Carnifex, what the f--- are you doing?" Ricky said. "If you're not with me you're my enemy." Carnifex said. "Only a shitposter deals in absolutes." I will do what I must, Ricky said as he pulled out his Durag adorned lightsaber. "You will try" Carnifex said
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    As Carnifex and Ricky began dueling, I snuck into Funkymonkey's tank. Luckily for me, he had a self destruction button in clear sight right next to his falsified "School of JMG" degree. The tank exploded, killing funkymonkeyand his troops. Carnifex was heavily burned in the explosion. Ricky looked at his fallen friend, "You were the chosen one! You were supposed todestroy the shitposters, not join them!". I informed Ricky that I was going to confront DKC while he dragged Jankland's unconcious body to discord therapy. I ran all the way to Saudi Arabia, in order to confront DKC once and for all.
    TO BE CONTINUED
     
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  5. CARNIFEX
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    CARNIFEX Get The Strap

    May 31, 2022
    This is amazing I hope I come back stronger and more eviler than ever :kdotbless::sweatt:
    What an epic battle this is shaping up to be between me and Rick
     
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  6. Yeez
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    Yeez I Drive

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    CHAPTER 7:
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    I finally made it to SXN80 HQ. The building was more run down than I expected, but I knew that DKC must be in there somewhere. The previous events still didn't make much sense to me. How did JMG retiring lead to Slyk being dead, DuragSZN collapsing, poop dogg executed. How did any of this happen? I made my way inside when I got to DKC's office. I was fully prepared for whatever faced me behind that door, so I opened it.
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    I found DKC dancing to Playboi Carti's "Stop Breathing". Not that I wouldn't do the same, but considering the recent events, it seemed particularly insensitive. "Ahhh yeez, welcome to our headquarters. (slatt) Please sit down so we can have a talk my fellow slime". I sat down on DKC's table and waited for him. He eventually came in with 2 full bottles of lean. "So, what brings you here today?" he said, totally oblivious to everything that happened. "Why am I here? Slyk is dead, you put funkymonkey as a global mod, MM and SL are missing, why the h--- do you think I'm here?". DKC looked at me very solemnly "All of those events are very tragic and I'm doing my best to run this forum considering them. I don't have any significant leads yet, so I'm keeping everything confidential for now." I made up my mind. DKC was definitely behind all the murders. "I'm starting to believe you did it. You're the only admin besides Koolo now, you have more control of the forum now, I kno-". DKC's office phone rang. I heard the voice of Australia reporting in .
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    "Boss, we've got a problem", he said in his natural accent "We found ol' Kon bludgeoned to death with a trophy. I'm sending the scene pictures to ya right now mate". DKC looked at me sternly. "Who gave you the information about this situation anyway. Kon, right?" I nodded slowly as I thought about the fact that the foum seemed unsaveable at this point. Then, Australia's crime scene pictures came in. The scene was graphic except for one item, a latin cup trophy.
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    Then suddenly, a ballistic missile hit the building, As everything began collapsing I heard DKC's last words "Think of Tito, Tito is the key". I got out of the building just in time. I had hit rock bottom, I was in the middle of Saudi Arabia by myself with no clue as to what was going on. As I laid down I thought back on DKC's words. Tito was the name of the man who was presumably the perpetrator of the JMG assassination attempt in 2021.
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    None of this made sense though. Why would Tito want revenge against an entire forum? Then I remembered Poop Dogg's message. "Durag is the key". Even with Carnifex's fall and Jankland being promoted as one of the heads of the forum, I knew DuragSZN as an organization wasn't involved. That's when I suddenly understood it. Tito and Durag are the keys, not the answers Tito was hispanic, and Kon was murdered with the latin cup. Jankland and Funkymonkey were specifically promoted, with them both being minors.
    Hispanic, Durag, Minor, Jankland...
    Oh f---.
    It all made sense now. All this time I wasn't traiiling after poop dogg, durag, slyk, DKC or anyobody of that sort.

    it's Gustavo.
    TO BE CONTINUED...
     
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  7. CARNIFEX
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    CARNIFEX Get The Strap

    Jun 1, 2022
    Gustavo needs to be buffalo bill level weird from silence of the lambs lol dancing around with his d-ck tucked wearing lipstick skinning women because he's trying to be one. I mean in the end Gustavo might actually be weirder than buffalo bill all things considered but stil.
     
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  8. jankland
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    jankland Consistently Based

    Jun 1, 2022
    Holy s--- the story weaving in here rivals the entirety of the MCU in a fraction of the time.
     
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  9. Yeez
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    Yeez I Drive

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    CHAPTER 8:
    I got back to the forum just in time. However, the entire landscape had changed for the worst.
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    -SXN80 2022 (Colorized)
    I made my way back to what was formerly the much reviled EminemSXN. Chuny was still the head but to say that EmSXN was unloyal would be an understatement. TheBorgerShop held his own rebellion of Revival fanatics, after Danny Tanner was captured and forced to work in the cobalt mines. The only reason I truly came here was in order to get some sot of transport. I was able to borrow a small ship from Mandalorian and started flying towards Puerto Rico.
    MY SHIP:
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    Then, I saw a horrible sight in the dark starry, sky.

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    As it turns out, Gustavo brought out Carnifex's burned body just in time. encasing him in a dark suit dubbing him "Carnisex".
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    I knew for a fact that Gustavo was on the SXN80 Death Star, but I knew that I couldn't go in alone. I returned very quickly and picked up Ricky, who would have to face his old friend once again. We also stopped at the LifeSXN cantina, employing the services of professional posters, ReservoirGod and Ordinary Joel. We were ready to save SXN80. As we got closer, we noticed the Death Star's laser activated aiming towards a certain forum.
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    KTT2 was f---ing dead. We quickly got into the Superweapon and were encountered by legions of Gustavo's brainwashed 15 year old followers, and began fighting. Me and Res ended up going undercover dressed as some of them. Sadly however, I shot Res in the head when he stopped helping us unless we had a serious talk about vaccines.
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    -Res' Final Moments.
    Alas, we were finally here we needed to be. Joel was piloting the ship that would get us out in the escape. Me and Ricky proceeded to confront Gustavo and Carnisex once and for all.

    TO BE CONTINUED
     
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  10. jankland
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    jankland Consistently Based

    Jun 1, 2022
    Such a rollercoaster of emotions, I have to hold back tears every time.
     
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  11. Ricky
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    Ricky HIP-HOP CEO ™

    Jun 1, 2022
    This is masterpiece :emoji_cry:
     
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  12. Yeez
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    Yeez I Drive

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    CHAPTER 9:
    Carnisex and his superior, Grand Moff Wreckless were making plans to destroy the next forum in their list
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    Ricky and I barged in. Carnisex was ready and pulled out his lightsaber. Ricky however crossed his legs and began meditating. We all stood there dumbfounded as to what was happpening. Then it all made sense. I remember how Marsh once told me that with enough concentration, one could bring beings from other dimensions into ours. While I chalked it up to Marsh's r-----ed delusions back then, maybe he was right after all. Then out of nowhere a second ricky appeared.
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    Ricky and Ricky II (Ricky Balboa) proceeded to fight against Carnisex. Carni fought hard using his shitposter powers but it was no use. Ricky sacrificed himself by attaching a canibus mixtape to his chest. The mixtape was so fire that it detonated him alongside Carnisex. Ricky II and I interrogated Wreckless until he gave us the keys to the Death Star's reactor. In around 4 minutes we shut the laser off, saving the other forums from being destroyed. I knew there was no way out, so I made Ricky II leave with Ordinary Joel back to the forum. The decor on the base was incredibly disturbing especially when I saw the giant altar dedicated to Gustavo
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    I got to the door of Gustavo's throne room. As I opened the door, the last part of this investigation began.
    TO BE CONTINUED
     
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  13. Yeez
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    Yeez I Drive

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    The next chapter is the finale.
     
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  14. CARNIFEX
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    CARNIFEX Get The Strap

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  15. FiveOh1
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    FiveOh1 Fallout

    Jun 1, 2022
    Went out like a b---- done in by Canibus. Weak.
     
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  16. CARNIFEX
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    CARNIFEX Get The Strap

    Jun 1, 2022
    f--- you fa---- :lol6:
     
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    FiveOh1 Fallout

    Jun 1, 2022
    Maybe if you ask nicely,
    @jankland will do it.
     
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  18. Marsh
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    Jun 1, 2022
    I need to respawn or some s---
     
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  19. Ricky
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    Ricky HIP-HOP CEO ™

    Jun 1, 2022
    Holy f---ing s--- I'm crying rn :')
     
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    Chrollo Moderator

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