Apr 17, 2015

Let me just say. If you've only slept with one girl. And you got that girl pregnant. Well, your success rate is technically through the roof!!!!! Lol...... "Success" depends on what you're looking for... If you're in a long term relationship, you're pretty d--- successful in my books, good on ya.... I want that s---.... I'm done being Barney, I wanna be Ted..... Nah f--- that Ted sucks, I wanna be Marshall.

 

Apr 17, 2015

Im good at hitting on, and being confident and cool around chicks i barely care for, just think are nice
But if it's a chick i seriously like (not just think is hot, but honestly like all around) i tend to get pretty nervous tbh....

 

Apr 17, 2015

ha, that's not my preferred way. I'd much rather women be genuinely interested in me, instead of having to throw money at them.

But the reality is every heterosexual male likes affection from women. But in order to reach that point, there has to be mutual attraction. I can't force women to be interested in me and I'd never force myself onto any woman. So sometimes, you have to resort to that and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

But I don't want to get off topic...how good are you at picking up chicks?

 

Apr 17, 2015

do you think this is funny or

anyway, do we think jay daniels or timmy tips hookers more?

 

Apr 17, 2015

You are just upset that I have a plus tag too.

 

Apr 17, 2015

 

Apr 17, 2015

I gotta agree with my colleague @Swizz -- not sure I see you hitting on women in any way, shape or form.

Have you kissed a woman before? just curious

 

Apr 17, 2015

yeah i mean turning s80 into a civilized place is probably a fool's errand but joking about r--- is ehhhh

 

Apr 17, 2015

Well you don't live any where near me so you can't say that you never seen me.

& that's none of your business.

 

Apr 17, 2015

can never go wrong with a good ol' fashion r---

 

Apr 17, 2015

So that's a no. It's okay, honestly, the key is you respect women, and will one day find someone who will appreciate you for you.

In the meantime, lets not overestimate your batting average, hm?

 

Apr 17, 2015

>pays for sex
>has an earring

this guy is exactly who i thought he was

 

Apr 17, 2015

rofl, antisemitic jokes > r--- jokes

 

Apr 17, 2015

I actually thought this was a semi clever joke response until I read the "It happened" bit

 

Apr 17, 2015

almost everyone ive meet in my life loves me

but im working on my weight so girls give me the sex more often

 

Apr 17, 2015

i live plenty--i live enough to f--- women who aren't paid to be there

 

Apr 17, 2015

You got it spot on hahah, and plus it would help if I didn't have to check what he's saying in every track. Can't remember the last time i heard this many mumbled versions of "n-----" on an album.

Anyways, this is a different thread hahah

 

Apr 17, 2015

"The sex"

 

Apr 17, 2015

I got no regret that story is hilarious when it comes up.