2Slim - I Am 2Slim

Started by tooslimtooshady, Apr 21, 2021, in Creative Add to Reading List

  1. tooslimtooshady
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    tooslimtooshady EMINEM = GOAT

    Apr 21, 2021
    [verse 1]
    who am I? b---- I am 2slim
    please don't confuse him
    for losers who are losing
    me study confucious
    but find him confusing
    me focus on music
    you focus on douching
    who am I? b---- I am 2slim
    my d-ck isn't too big
    the right size for you maam
    if you want my pee pee
    we could be slim and riri
    except instead of herpes
    I got hi-v-v
    so come hear and please me
    and touch on me tee-hee

    [verse 2 - michael jackson impression]
    teeeee-heeeee
    wipe it out teeeeee peeeeeee
    i never touched those kids heeee heeee
    i just wanted a friend pleeeaseee pleasseee
    owwww dad dont beeeeeat meeee* (mjs dad used to beat him til he hit the right note*)

    [hook]
    who am I? b---- I am 2slim (2slim)
    thought u already knew him (2slim)
    u b----? imma hit u with a broomstick
    b---- I am 2slim (2slim)

    [verse 3]
    okay so the sun comes down the gun comes out
    my d-ck comes out in your mouth (haha)
    no im just kidding
    can you help me find nicole kidman
    i want to give her a--- a pinching
    and when its over
    give her coochie lickin
    being gay is okay in this day and age
    but being straight is great what can I say?
    i dont rap for money i rap for the stage
    i rap for the millions of fans calling my name
    i got fans in every city i got fans in every state
    i got fans who are lesbian i got fans who are straight
    but one thing i dont have is fans who are gay
    so you mister listening come join my fan base
    especially if you got a brown or tan face

    [hook]
    who am I? b---- I am 2slim (2slim)
    thought u already knew him (2slim)
    u b----? imma hit u with a broomstick
    b---- I am 2slim (2slim)
     
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  2. JMG
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    JMG

    Apr 21, 2021
    Can we do a feature?
     
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  3. tooslimtooshady
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    tooslimtooshady EMINEM = GOAT

    Apr 21, 2021
    definitely just dm me with whatever u are thinking
     
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    Yeez SXN80's Private Investigator

    Apr 21, 2021
    fire
     
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