Eminem Beans' TDOSS Track Rating (by Bean Type)

Started by Beans, Jul 8, 2024 at 9:03 PM, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Beans
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    Beans I;m thinking about thos Beans

    Jul 8, 2024 at 9:03 PM
    Hello fellow garbanzos.
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    I will be rating each track off of TDOSS on a scale of beans with the lowest being garbanzo beans and the highest tier yet to be revealed (you will have to guess how much I love each bean based on how I rate the track).

    Other Legumes qualify for the scale, as well. I will edit my post here as I listen through the album. Marshall has requested I do this as part of the NFBRS (New Fair Bean Rating System) to help create a scale rating that provides more nuance than purely numbers.

    Ratings are subject to change as the album settles into my digestive system.

    With that being said, allow me to get to rating what we have so far:

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    REMINDER:
    I am basing my ratings off my personal taste in beans, it's up to you to guess how that scale falls.
    1. Beanaissance - Great Northern
    2. Habeans - Kidney
    3. Troubean - Great Northern
    4. Brand New Bean - Black Eyed Peas
    5. Beanvil - Gigante
    6. Lucifer - Lima
    7. Antichrist - Royal Corona
    8. Fuel(ed by Beans) - Black
    9. Road Rage - Refried Beans (cooked in lard)
    10. Houbeanie - Cannellini
    11. Guilty Conscience 2 - Lima
    12. Head Honcho - Pinto
    13. Temporary - Flageolets
    14. Bad Bean - Canary
    15. Tobean - Mung
    16. Somebody Save Bean - Pinto
    Bonus Tracks:
    After having listened to bonus tracks, I don't feel they're even worth rating. Give me back my $25.98 Marshall!!!!


    Album Cover - Lentils; lentils keep you full, nourished, and satiated. The album artwork dropped early week of release, giving us more hype and feeding us enough to get to release night.
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    I look forward to spirited debate. Increase your fiber intake for clean, easy digestion and a healthy colon as we approach the verbal constipation that will be TDOSS.
     
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    Jul 9, 2024 at 12:00 AM
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    Jul 9, 2024 at 12:30 AM
    Houbeani
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    Jul 11, 2024 at 11:17 PM
    I love every Beans post more than the last
     
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    Slyk God made a prophet.

    Jul 12, 2024 at 9:42 AM
    moar beans!
     
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    Omar Little Renegade

    Jul 12, 2024 at 3:46 PM
    C'mon, we need the bean ranking
     
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth!

    Jul 12, 2024 at 3:55 PM
    GC2 is Kidney Bean
     
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  8. Beans
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    Beans I;m thinking about thos Beans

    Jul 12, 2024 at 4:06 PM
    I’ve bean delayed in my ratings due to being called to attend an open viewing of somebody who passed suddenly.

    I will update and apply the bean ratings once this personal matter is sorted out.
     
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    Beans I;m thinking about thos Beans

    Jul 13, 2024 at 11:44 PM
    Bean ratings have bean updated!
     
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  10. joeyp363
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    Jul 14, 2024 at 12:04 AM
    Bean! Great review! I really enjoyed this! Please check out my review thread as well! Invite your friends!
     
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