Eminem Best Eminem Punchlines

Started by Groovy Tony, Oct 4, 2015, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Groovy Tony
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    Groovy Tony Grandma's baby Eddie Kane

    Oct 4, 2015
    Is this an original thread?!
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    Some that come to mind

    "f--- Top 5 b---- I'm top 4 and that includes biggie and pac whor- and I got an evil twin so who tf you think that 3rd and that 4th spots for?"

    "I hate my life that's why I degrade my wife got a paper plate out to make a sandwich and just ate the knife"

    "Somethin somethin since the burial of Jesus f--- around and catch all the venereal diseases"

    "I do pop pills I keep my tube socks filled wit the same s--- that got 2Pac killed"

    "I'm so bananas I'm showin up to your open casket and fill it full of explosive gases and close it back with a lit match and just sit back and hope it catches blow you to fragments laugh roll you then smoke the ashes"
     
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  2. Franky
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    Oct 4, 2015
    It's no wonder you can't go to sleep, just take another pill
    Yeah, I bet you you will. You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real
     
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