May 17, 2018 im an edgy boi Nah but for real, my friend gave me her vocals for the hook like 5 years ago and all I did back then was a s-----y cover of the song. But I loved her vocals too much to let them go to waste. SO I DID A THING. And if ya like YouTube...Check out the video! LYRICS -message sound- Him: Girl, you give me butterflies. You make my heart skip a beat. Her: OMG! That's so sweet! Him: I think you and I should meet. Her: hmm... Him: What, did I say something wrong? Her: No, I just don't think You and my boyfriend would get along... Him: Wait, what? Her: Oh my gosh! Did I give you the wrong idea? Him: No, no, no! It's okay! f---in' b----... Her: What? Him: See ya! Oh no! I just had to block another Dumb ho! So close, but I guess she Was another no-go Mr. Right was knockin' At her front door But I guess she'd rather sleep around What a dumb whor- When the f--- are these Bimbos gonna wake up And see that nice guys like me Also deserve to f--- If I give you my attention I should be rewarded But with p----, not with my My Facebook profile bein' reported You know this ain't love Oh, no, you know this ain't love You know this ain't love No, this ain't love (They're sayin' that it's) It's desperation I'm tryna be Mr. Right, I know I'm the perfect guy for her (It's desperation) You know, she don't gotta put a fight 'Cause I'll just show up white knighting her And here I go again... A couple weeks go by And I'm feelin' pretty lonely I'm tryna think of reasons why No women wanna bone me But I can't think of a single one I'm like an alpha male There's shouldn't be a reason Why I'm havin' trouble gettin' tail Well, guess what, mother f---er This drought is 'bout to end I'm breaking out the zone That keeps us confined to "friends" So I log into an alternative Facebook account And I search up her page To see what she's recently Talked about I see the usual Her job, her life, Some stupid memes Then I see exactly what I wanted Pop up on the screen She tagged her boyfriend In some sickly sappy Tumblr s--- I click his name And I browse on his profile a bit I learn a lot I know his name, age, and where he works Remaining anonymous has offered Me so many perks You know this ain't love Oh, no, you know this ain't love You know this ain't love No, this ain't love (They're sayin' that it's) It's desperation I'm tryna be Mr. Right, I know I'm the perfect guy for her (It's desperation) You know, she don't gotta put a fight 'Cause I'll just show up white knighting her And here I go again... Just want her to myself Don't wanna share her with NO ONE ELSE Kidnapped her boyfriend And then told her that he killed himself When in reality, I keep him Chained up in the cellar He's not a jock anymore... Now he's a basement dweller I visit him a lot To tell him that she's doin' fine And in a matter of time I'm gonna make her mine I don't know if he is even breathing anymore... "Oh, well, one less mouth to feed!" I say And lock the door I got used to the smell But it bothered my neighbors So I buried him in a field Where there's no one for acres But when I got back home I saw police pull up I guess somebody saw me drag a body To my truck The jig was up, I gave in And let them arrest me They tell me I'm facin' life No point expectin' less, see They didn't let me use my phone As they took me away But that's okay I'll remember her face any day I get a chill When I think about incels In cells But then I smile 'Cause it's warmer in h--- You know this ain't love Oh, no, you know this ain't love You know this ain't love No, this ain't love (The jury called it) It's desperation I'm tried to be Mr. Right, Thought I was the perfect guy for her (It's desperation) Her boyfriend did try to put up a fight But I was ready to die for her And here I go again...
May 18, 2018 A friend of my older brother runs a small obscure record label. He heard this and wants to hear more. Thinking of signing you. Good stuff
May 18, 2018 haha thanks man It started as a remix, turned kind of into a parody now idk what to call it
May 18, 2018 I mean i have 21.5k subs (and counting) on youtube and I make money every month for doing this So i think im chill lmao
May 19, 2018 At first i was rolling by eyes but in total this is hilarious, sounds like a simp-turned-incel anthem
May 19, 2018 thanks fam, lmao Worst part is...they'd do this s--- 100% also put a youtube link in OP with art by my boy Darky. Who I think is calling himself @Kali Uchis rn? confirm or deny?
