Desperation - Eminem [REMIX] - Copperhead

Started by Copper, May 17, 2018, in Creative Add to Reading List

  1. Copper
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    May 17, 2018
    im an edgy boi

    Nah but for real, my friend gave me her vocals for the hook like 5 years ago and all I did back then was a s-----y cover of the song. But I loved her vocals too much to let them go to waste.

    SO I DID A THING.



    And if ya like YouTube...Check out the video!



    LYRICS

    -message sound-

    Him: Girl, you give me butterflies.
    You make my heart skip a beat.

    Her: OMG!
    That's so sweet!

    Him: I think you and I should meet.

    Her: hmm...

    Him: What, did I say something wrong?

    Her: No, I just don't think
    You and my boyfriend would get along...

    Him: Wait, what?

    Her: Oh my gosh!
    Did I give you the wrong idea?

    Him: No, no, no!
    It's okay!
    f---in' b----...

    Her: What?

    Him: See ya!

    Oh no!
    I just had to block another
    Dumb ho!
    So close, but I guess she
    Was another no-go
    Mr. Right was knockin'
    At her front door
    But I guess she'd rather sleep around
    What a dumb whore
    When the f--- are these
    Bimbos gonna wake up
    And see that nice guys like me
    Also deserve to f---
    If I give you my attention
    I should be rewarded
    But with p----, not with my
    My Facebook profile bein' reported

    You know this ain't love
    Oh, no, you know this ain't love
    You know this ain't love
    No, this ain't love
    (They're sayin' that it's) It's desperation

    I'm tryna be Mr. Right, I know I'm the perfect guy for her
    (It's desperation)
    You know, she don't gotta put a fight
    'Cause I'll just show up white knighting her

    And here I go again...

    A couple weeks go by
    And I'm feelin' pretty lonely
    I'm tryna think of reasons why
    No women wanna bone me
    But I can't think of a single one
    I'm like an alpha male
    There's shouldn't be a reason
    Why I'm havin' trouble gettin' tail
    Well, guess what, mother f---er
    This drought is 'bout to end
    I'm breaking out the zone
    That keeps us confined to "friends"
    So I log into an alternative
    Facebook account
    And I search up her page
    To see what she's recently
    Talked about
    I see the usual
    Her job, her life,
    Some stupid memes
    Then I see exactly what I wanted
    Pop up on the screen
    She tagged her boyfriend
    In some sickly sappy Tumblr s---
    I click his name
    And I browse on his profile a bit
    I learn a lot
    I know his name, age, and where he works
    Remaining anonymous has offered
    Me so many perks

    You know this ain't love
    Oh, no, you know this ain't love
    You know this ain't love
    No, this ain't love
    (They're sayin' that it's) It's desperation

    I'm tryna be Mr. Right, I know I'm the perfect guy for her
    (It's desperation)
    You know, she don't gotta put a fight
    'Cause I'll just show up white knighting her

    And here I go again...

    Just want her to myself
    Don't wanna share her with NO ONE ELSE
    Kidnapped her boyfriend
    And then told her that he killed himself
    When in reality, I keep him
    Chained up in the cellar
    He's not a jock anymore...
    Now he's a basement dweller
    I visit him a lot
    To tell him that she's doin' fine
    And in a matter of time
    I'm gonna make her mine
    I don't know if he is even breathing anymore...
    "Oh, well, one less mouth to feed!" I say
    And lock the door
    I got used to the smell
    But it bothered my neighbors
    So I buried him in a field
    Where there's no one for acres
    But when I got back home
    I saw police pull up
    I guess somebody saw me drag a body
    To my truck
    The jig was up, I gave in
    And let them arrest me
    They tell me I'm facin' life
    No point expectin' less, see
    They didn't let me use my phone
    As they took me away
    But that's okay
    I'll remember her face any day
    I get a chill
    When I think about incels
    In cells
    But then I smile
    'Cause it's warmer in h---

    You know this ain't love
    Oh, no, you know this ain't love
    You know this ain't love
    No, this ain't love
    (The jury called it) It's desperation

    I'm tried to be Mr. Right, Thought I was the perfect guy for her
    (It's desperation)
    Her boyfriend did try to put up a fight
    But I was ready to die for her

    And here I go again...
     
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  2. Copper
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    May 17, 2018
    forgot to tag @CreativeSXN
     
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  3. Copper
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    May 17, 2018
    Updated the OP with the mixed version as opposed to the rough mix.
     
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    Evad we're gonna talk about e

    May 18, 2018
    this takes balls to post
     
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    May 18, 2018
    Not gonna lie I kinda liked this
     
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    Zebedee Don’t bench press but I still show muscle

    May 18, 2018
    A friend of my older brother runs a small obscure record label. He heard this and wants to hear more. Thinking of signing you. Good stuff
     
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  7. Copper
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    it takes incels bigger balls to exist

    bet they wish they could use those balls :kobe:
     
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  8. Copper
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    haha thanks man

    It started as a remix, turned kind of into a parody

    now idk what to call it
     
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  9. Copper
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    Hmm...They got a contact email? A label name?

    Imma do my research.
     
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  10. SWERVO
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    SWERVO big cuntry's alias

    May 18, 2018
    please find better things to do with your life
     
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    I mean i have 21.5k subs (and counting) on youtube and I make money every month for doing this

    So i think im chill lmao
     
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    May 19, 2018
    At first i was rolling by eyes but in total this is hilarious, sounds like a simp-turned-incel anthem
     
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  13. Copper
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    thanks fam, lmao
    Worst part is...they'd do this s--- 100%

    also put a youtube link in OP with art by my boy Darky. Who I think is calling himself @Kali Uchis rn? confirm or deny?
     
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    yeah
     
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