Eminem Is Adventures of Moon man and slim a diss to Snoop Dogg that we all missed. Your thoughts??

Started by Jpearse84, Jan 4, 2021, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Jpearse84
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    Jan 4, 2021
    Snoop D-O-double (Uh), that's two G's (Yup)
    I probably spent on paper, ooh-wee
    Since Tuesday, probably killed a few trees (Yeah)
    But the only ones I smoke are the loose leaf
    Not high, but I'm your highness (What?)
    And secretly, you're on my d-ck (Hah)
    But you haters are butthurt (Ow), bunch of sore hind-ends (Ow)
    I was just a poor white kid (Yeah)
    Now if rap was B-ball, I'd be Jordan-like, b---- (What?)
    You wish you could score like this (Nah), yeah
    Not even at half court, I'd miss (Nah)
    I'm mouthwash, 'cause if I was on the floor, I'd swish (Fluoride, fluoride, swish)
    But I cannot lie (Nah)
    I got you in my top five
    Worst rappers of all time (Hah)
    I lost my spot, y'all got Alzheim' (Uh)
    King of rap? Nah, their words, not mine (Yeah)
    King of swear words and not lying (Yeah)
    You should never compare yours (Nope)
    A toll-free number (Yeah), only way you'll ever have a hot line


    Always stay ahead of haters, let 'em hate
    But never let a traitor penetrate your circle
    Separate yourself from those who try to pull you down
    The real ones never stray, it's sort of like Medusa (Yeah)
    That's how you stay ahead of snakes (Woo)
    Emcees pull out gats, I don't give a f--- how strapped
    You're gonna out-rap me? I doubt that
    Please, b----, I'm a house rat
    These raps are 'bout that cheese like mousetraps
    Earthlings, I adapt to 'em
    Certain things, I don't want to do, but have to in
    Order to just act human
    Like using a bathroom and vacuuming (Yeah)

    That is probably why your opinion of me's high as f---
     
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  2. TheRealEbonIvore
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    Jan 4, 2021
    If the shoe fits.. wear it
     
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  3. Sn0wY
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    Jan 4, 2021
    Don’t think he had snoop in mind but it does fit so well
     
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  4. Red
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    Red Everybody Love Everybody

    Jan 5, 2021
    This is now canon.
     
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  5. BillDogg
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    Jan 5, 2021
    Lol no
     
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  6. copius inhaled farts
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    copius inhaled farts took out some ribs so i could sniff my bootyhole

    Jan 5, 2021
    I noticed that a few weeks ago i think it is
     
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  7. Jpearse84
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    Jan 5, 2021
    Listen back to the song as if it's a diss record, it fits too well to be a coincidence
     
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  8. BillDogg
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    Jan 5, 2021
    It isn’t... he’s using Snoop’s name there as wordplay to say he spent $2,000 on paper to write rhymes. This was released before that interview. If Em would’ve thought there was beef there before, he wouldn’t have been so blindsided by that interview.
     
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  9. joeyp363
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    Jan 5, 2021
    Yes good catch. I think you’re right.
     
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