Jun 16, 2017 Need a quick refresher on 59 Simpsons characters? Lil Yachty has you covered in this new video from The Tonight Show. The rapper cycles through Homer and Bart’s cohorts, offering up lines like, “Steer clear of Nelson he‘ll laugh at you openly, it’s worse than hearing okily dokily.” The Roots provide a take on that famous theme to accompany him. Full article: http://www.avclub.com/article/lil-yachty-gives-rap-primer-simpsons-256907 Spoiler: lyrics You’ve got Homer, Marge, Lisa and Bart You got Maggie and Santa’s Little Helper to start At Seven-Forty-Two, in a pink lil house Where everything’s coming up Milhouse, D’oh! Grampa’s yelling at clouds Willie’s really keeping busy keeping the grounds Wiggum is commissioner, incompetent officer And his son Ralph’s doing the un-possible Springfielders, ask Quimby, there’s plenty The black one is Carl, the white one is Lenny So many seasons, you can’t seem to settle on One, ish longer than Nahasapeemapetilon Go to Kwik-E-Mart, learn what Apu earns, Hans Moleman was saying boo-urns Like the Sea Captain, I’m going overboard I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords Like Brockman, gimme a Duff, man I wanna take a Malk but I wanna get drunk, man Barney’s the barfly at Moe’s who falls Down while Mike Rotch gives phony calls Or Otto Mann on “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down” Need a dump truck of money, call Krusty the Clown Steer clear of Nelson, he’ll laugh at you openly It’s worse than hearing “Okilly Dokilly” Flanders, store just for left handers, Bar in the basement, call in Rex Banner Two sons called Todd and Rod Whose mom Maude got t-shirt clocked to God And she’s smoking, like Selma and Patty Comic Book Guy’s kind of a fatty Like Fat Tony and Uter with his chocolate Looking for another? Did you check your pocket? I’mma school you like Chalmers and Skinner Serving up steamed hams for dinner I’m on fire, well, that’s a fallacy It’s really Aurora Borealis, see? Burns got a bear and the bear is Bobo Burns got goons, Crusher and Lowblow, Nothing beats stabbin’ folks with my hobo Knife, bring back Sheriff Lobo! Flow so sick, someone call a doctor! Hibbert is with it but Nick is awful, Hi everybody, it’s Mr. McGreg, With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! Smithers can’t enter the League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen, There’s Itchy, there’s Scratchy, and there’s Gentle Ben, They’re all animals, call the hound dogs Which are back like Alf with the Alf Pogs Arnie Pye, Artie Ziff and Disco Stu Martin Prince, McBain, Kirk, LuAnn, Lou Sideshow Bob, Troy McClure, Radioactive Man Who had a Fallout Boy before the band I got more lines than Bart with chalk, I spit more lines than Maggie’s talked, That’s 59 names with more to report, Bort Until next time, “Eat my shorts!”
