@JMG You’re a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

@JMG It’s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

@JMG I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell ‘b----’ and I wrote down your name.

@JMG It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

@JMG Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.

@JMG If my dog had your face, I would shave his butt and make him walk backwards.

@JMG If my dog had your face, I would shave his butt and make him walk backwards.

@JMG When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.

@JMG You inspired the slogan, "A mind is a terrible thing to waste."

@JMG I would love to beat you up, but I have a problem with cruelty to dumb animals.

@JMG You're a legend in your own mind.

@JMG I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my a---.

@JMG I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.

@JMG What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?

@JMG I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works

@JMG You are living proof that God has a sense of humor

@JMG You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

@JMG You’re so stupid you poke your own butt hole

@JMG b---- YO UALREADY BIPOLAR...I'M NOT GONNA BUY YOU A TEDDY BEAR

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