Jay Zeus
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About Jay Zeus

  • Aug 7, 2011
  • Last Activity: Aug 3, 2021 at 8:26 PM

Most Posts - August

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    1. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Aug 3, 2021 at 7:35 PM
      Being honest about Carti Vamp Fangirls; they're worse than Kanye Stans. He understand the assignment often. And? Still overrated as f---
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      Jay Zeus Aug 2, 2021 at 6:07 PM
      Common problem is that he used to love H.E.R. I still do though. But I'm gettin' caught up with Careshas and other really ratchet cute hos
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      Jay Zeus Jul 26, 2021
      DaBaby gotta be a dumb n----- android in this real-life Dragonball-Z Paradox we livin' out rn. Call him Android Step-and-Fetch-A-Bean.
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      Jay Zeus Jul 24, 2021
      "Junya Watanabe on mah REE!"
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      Jay Zeus Jul 22, 2021
      It's 2021 and my 31-Year-Old a--- stuck here feeling like, "Why did The G.O.A.T. Rock Vocalist Layne Staley hafta go that hard on Nutshell?"
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        Jay Zeus Jul 23, 2021
        Absolutely. Plus, Layne Staley and Jerry Cantrell are way more likeable and Down-To-Earth than those two. I get that they're considered rock gods and whatnot, but Robert attitude is a little off-putting. And they Jacked-It inside some 14-Year-Old Groupie Box. *Shudders & Cringes All Over The Place*
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      3. TimmyT
        TimmyT Jul 23, 2021
        that's fair. i like them all. jay zeus your statuses are so cool man. you are so unique
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        Jay Zeus Jul 23, 2021
        TimmyT, you are one of our essentials, since The StudioLeaks days. I'll always have a special place in my heart for you, buddy. In a perfect world, intellects like you would be treated right by the ladies consistently! And not just because you've acquired some semblance of an avariciously intangible fortune either. *Bows & Bids You Adieu For The Interim*
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      Jay Zeus Jul 11, 2021
      "SupaFresh and mah swag so official. I'm...ZOOTED!"
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      Jay Zeus Jul 2, 2021
      f--- The Olympics Panel if Sha'Carri don't get let in to compete for that. Does Michael Phelps not ring a bell? Dumb f---in' cucks.
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      Jay Zeus Jun 22, 2021
      "Oops....did I do that? (Did I....DO THAAAAT?!!) Geeked up like Urkel, Family Matters. (FAMILY....MATTERRRRS!!!)"
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      1. Inland Empire Meme
        Inland Empire Meme Jun 22, 2021
        man if you weren't banned from Twitter I'd follow you on there.
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        Jay Zeus Jun 23, 2021
        Thanks, bro. I appreciate that. I follow back. *Pause*
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    9. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Jun 20, 2021
      Paul and John need they a--- beat for making the best songwriter out of the whole group wait til the last album to show he was the real GOAT.
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      2. TimmyT
        TimmyT Jun 22, 2021
        @Winter not even close? That’s a bold statement. Plastic Ono Band exists
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      3. Winter
        Winter Jun 22, 2021
        Plastic Ono Band is a masterpiece too. It ain’t All Things tho
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        Jay Zeus Jun 23, 2021
        Winter is right. It's All Things Must Pass For Me as well.
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      Jay Zeus Jun 19, 2021
      Morgan Wallen & Sebastian Stan, sitting in a steam-room. S-A-L-A-D T-O.....S-S-I....N, then G. Watching Gay Mandingo p--- and feeling free
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      Jay Zeus Jun 19, 2021
      The Kid Laroi looks like Alex Borstein in drag and I will never listen to a song by him. I still haven't heard one. He looks like a plant.
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        Jay Zeus Jun 19, 2021
        S/O Bibby tho. And g.d., Scooter Braun gon' be a Billionaire at this point. Just found out he's managing Lil Dicky's career as well. Kinda heartbroken about that.
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        Sign Language Jun 19, 2021
        The Mid Laroi
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        Jay Zeus Jun 19, 2021
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      Jay Zeus Jun 13, 2021
      "Come into my hotel. Like I'm Cassss-idy (WAIT!). I just want your body like anaaaa-tomy!"
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        Chrollo Jun 14, 2021
        TLOP 5 goes craaaazyyy
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      Jay Zeus Jun 12, 2021
      It's not edging. It's phallic kegels.
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      Jay Zeus Jun 11, 2021
      Lorde knows I'm not pulling out. Sorry. Had to say it.
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      Jay Zeus Jun 10, 2021
      New Rap Name: Fanny Pack Punani Jack. I can already feel the OG Sound Cloud Waves flowing through my bones, m8's. Gloriously fecking sweet
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        Chrollo Jun 10, 2021
        Sounds way more creative than the current average hyperpop artist ("Chair", "Swag", "Colton", no I'm not kidding)
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        Jay Zeus Jun 10, 2021
        LMAO! I gotta get Charli on a track before I die. Seriously. "I guht eht. I guht eht. I guht eht. I guht eht. I guht eht. I GUHT EHHHT!!!!"
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      Jay Zeus Jun 9, 2021
      So Elizabeth Olsen just totally messed up my head and heart. That n----- look like a bummy Josh Groban. Meanwhile, I ain't got a b----.
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      Jay Zeus Jun 7, 2021
      "Like a splendid, open-ended, celibate friend. You pretended. Not to know it, WHEN I BLOW IT, IN YOUR EYE!" - The Purply-Perverse G.O.A.T.
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        BIGFOOT Jun 8, 2021
        Give this man an Oscar
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    18. BIGFOOT
      BIGFOOT Jun 5, 2021
      I hereby announce Jay Zeus as the section eighty linguistic champion. Ceremony details coming soon
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        Jay Zeus Jun 5, 2021
        I take this title in humility and stride, bruva. I am one with the people! I STILL KISS THE CONCRETE! I walk barefoot over sodded earth in The West Indies Garden of Meme-Dem
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      Jay Zeus Jun 4, 2021
      Bob Odenkirk > John Mulaney As A Comedy-Writer. Holy s---. These theater groupies all on Mulaney's d-ck. "He's a genius." n----- corny.
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        Sign Language Jun 4, 2021
        Bob Odenkirk>>>>>>John Mulaney for everything
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      Jay Zeus Jun 4, 2021
      Sophie Turner coming out as bisexual during Pride Month isn't legitimate. People like JoJo Siwa the only ones you should take serious.
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