Jay Zeus
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About Jay Zeus

  • Aug 7, 2011
  • Last Activity: Oct 22, 2021 at 2:10 AM

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    1. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Oct 21, 2021 at 5:01 PM
      It's fahv in da moe-NAAAAAAN! And I'mma talkin'....dirty to YAOW!!! (Moan fuh mayyyy!!!!)
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      1. Jay Zeus
        Jay Zeus Oct 16, 2021 at 11:14 PM
        You are just an ICON LIVING! Jaden Smith said it best, Kurr-ZEN!!! *Bows Before Thee*
      2. Thy
        Thy Oct 17, 2021 at 9:13 AM
        jaden smith goated cause of icon
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      3. Jay Zeus
        Jay Zeus Oct 17, 2021 at 3:17 PM
        These are just Fendi Facts. @Thy
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    3. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Oct 16, 2021 at 6:37 PM
      It's not fair what Sosa & Yak did to that "Who Want Smoke" beat. It's really not. Downright disrespectful. Flames AF!!!!
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    4. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Oct 16, 2021 at 10:41 AM
      I'm mad I didn't know that person started that thread. Now I'm "THAT" guy. I misconstrued this for a safe space to be The Melanated Stifler.
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    5. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Oct 14, 2021
      Omfg. Do Dell XPS PC's come with A.I.D.S. in them? Wi-Fi keep roaming on me. I'm legitimately about to have a stroke.
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      1. Evad
        Evad Oct 14, 2021
        Idk about the PC, but my old XPS laptop gave me countless wifi problems.
    6. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Oct 10, 2021
      Judy Greer bein' scared of Michael Myers after they done overdid the horror franchise is some Judy Greer s---. Huh? Why do we care at all?
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    7. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Oct 9, 2021
      I never seen NBA Youngboy and Donny Thornberry in the same room. Js.
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    8. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Oct 7, 2021
      Practice Your Glizzy-Pic Chi. How is her box going to moisten off the strength of shoddy camera angles? From The Shaft to The Scrotal Path
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      1. Chrollo
        Chrollo Oct 7, 2021
        Happy Bday vro!
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      2. Jay Zeus
        Jay Zeus Oct 7, 2021
        Grandpa Jay Zeus got this s--- on lock, SAHN! Little Vro-Vro @Chrollo , I love you so!!!!
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    9. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Oct 2, 2021
      This phallic nuke will swell a "nerve on her" when I maim this "Hole". 'Cause I always b--- on her hum-drum bum like "David Grohl".
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    10. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Oct 2, 2021
      That Wayne Verse leak from that unreleased, but forthcoming Papoose Song Produced By Timbaland is pretty fire though. Weezy can't be mortal
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    11. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Sep 29, 2021
      I've got an idea for the ultimate culture clash of the century. Graeme Willy vs. Future. Cheese Sticks vs. Cheesecake.
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      Jay Zeus Sep 24, 2021
      Microsoft Edge really trash now. I'm sick of this s---. Been a--- since this "update". What happened to holding onto essential websites?!!
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      1. TimmyT
        TimmyT Sep 26, 2021
        that's the browser i use. what problems do you have with it?
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    13. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Sep 23, 2021
      Just found out Cassandra Peterson is actually a lesbian. At this point, everybody about to come out as not finding men attractive. Fml.
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    14. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Sep 22, 2021
      From afar, it look like "The Melodic Blue" cover art a subliminal message that Kendrick Lamar conjured up himself: Contemporaries dickride!
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    15. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Sep 20, 2021
      You do know that the magic behind "Lollipop" is literally Static Major, right? Just be sleep. Pry ya eyelids open like A Clockwork Orange.
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    16. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Sep 19, 2021
      "It's gonna take T-R-U-S-T to keep our L-O-V-E!!!!"
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      Jay Zeus Sep 18, 2021
      Jodeci is so under-sampled, it's kinda crazy. DeVante was "WAYYYY" ahead of his time with his production. R.I.P. Static Major. Swing MOB!
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    18. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Sep 17, 2021
      16*29 is BACK! Omg! I thought these children weren't going to reunite until I was 60-Years-Ollllld. *Grabs Cane* Close enough, dammit.
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    19. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Sep 16, 2021
      "I only want top 'CAUSE I'M THOTTIED UP!"
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    20. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Sep 16, 2021
      Laughing at the fact that they really commercialized initiation ritual ceremonies though. That's clearly what "The Met Gala" is. Weirdos.
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      2. Chrollo
        Chrollo Sep 16, 2021
        Celebrity worship has to stop. It's disgusting
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      3. Jay Zeus
        Jay Zeus Sep 16, 2021
        Idolatry is becoming the most carnal sin known to man, and I never claimed to be a Devout Christian. But like.....at least remember that your soul is precious and theirs is vacuous, so you'd be better idolizing your g.d. self. Forgive me , LORD! Lmfao. But seriously though. It's outrageous, bruvas!!!!! Something about Billie Eilish eyes begin to frighten me. Beautiful, but definitely witchy.
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      4. Chrollo
        Chrollo Sep 16, 2021
        It's a disease. Good words brother, love yourself first. You are the main character in your own life, not those actors and singers
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