Jay Zeus
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About Jay Zeus

  • Aug 7, 2011
  • Last Activity: May 17, 2021 at 11:19 PM

Most Posts - May

  • Ricky
    943
  • Marsh
    387
  • Wreckless
    324
  • 1999
    268
  • Donkey Kong Country
    226
  • icecube
    219
  • Michael Myers
    157
  • joeyp363
    146
  • Carnifex
    134
  • hargydon
    130
  • Chrollo
    124
  • Uncle Luke
    106
    1. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus May 14, 2021 at 2:59 PM
      Sweet Jesus. Seeing Green. My Lord. Nicki literally hasn't rapped this good in a decade. That's sad, dog. Wayne snapped, too. LAWWWD!!
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      Jay Zeus May 13, 2021 at 9:01 AM
      I really think this dumb ho who works for Comenity Bank deserves to be slapped in the face with my dih for purposely mispronouncing my name.
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      Jay Zeus May 9, 2021
      So let me just say this: These grandmothers with decent faces are getting stupid thick. My version of Golden Girls would be lit. Goddayum.
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      Jay Zeus May 7, 2021
      Let me put my Jim in ya Pam, ma'am. d---. Putnam Tactics. Final Countdown, I spam-cam. Jam up Pimento Deli Spiraled Dental Installation.
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      Jay Zeus May 6, 2021
      Every Leap Year, we play that "Back Down" by 50 Cent. For The Parody of Jeffrey Atkins Wife you can clearly hear at the end there. Classic
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      Jay Zeus Apr 29, 2021
      These YouTube Personalities like I'm Dontai are such self-righteous pieces of garbage. He wouldn't have been worth s--- without X's co-sign
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      Jay Zeus Apr 29, 2021
      I just want y'all to know that if every White Woman was born lookin' like Ashley Alban, goddamn. They'd be unanimous victors. Thick BIH W!
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      Jay Zeus Apr 28, 2021
      I knew y'all was racist AF. Anyway, to answer @Sign Language question from about a week ago, it's Big Moe.
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        Sign Language Apr 28, 2021
        :daps:
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      2. Chrollo
        Chrollo Apr 29, 2021
        What happened?
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      Jay Zeus Apr 28, 2021
      Morgan Wallen and Eric Church are why I say, "f--- Country." And if I catch a clip of Johnny Cash being racist, I'm doubling-down on that.
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      Jay Zeus Apr 26, 2021
      1999 is cool. But he also likes every rapper you can think of. So like away. Smfh. n----s tone-deaf. Baatin bein' dead sucks. Ew.
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      Jay Zeus Apr 26, 2021
      42 Dugg the wackest rapper alive. Sada Baby is nothing special. Why the f--- do y'all keep picking these wack Detroit Rappers to blow up?!
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    12. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Apr 25, 2021
      I find it funny that every1 mad at Lorne Michaels over Elon hosting. But it's been "f--- Lorne Michaels" since he banned Marty-Mar for me.
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        Sign Language Apr 26, 2021
        Mike Myers based Dr Evil off that dickhead. f--- Lorne Michaels
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    13. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Apr 24, 2021
      Shawnna Guy 'bout badder than most 30 and 20-Year-Old womenz out here. Her and Mya both are "all I neeeeeeeeed." (*Chipmunk'd*) Goddayum.
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      Jay Zeus Apr 23, 2021
      Honestly, we get it, Kehlani. You don't like dudes. Stfu. I really can't stand where the world headed. Really gon' be no hetero hos left
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      2. Jay Zeus
        Jay Zeus Apr 23, 2021
        @Ricky Goddayum. You know The Weeknd G.O.A.T.'d Polish Girls on "Crew Love" with that bridge, too. I deserve a Thick Polish Badd Bih. With Premium Vag.
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      3. Ricky
        Ricky Apr 23, 2021
        Hol up, I make some calls!
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        Jay Zeus Apr 23, 2021
        Side Note: Vanessa Carlton has aged very well. Meaning, not at all. d---. That's a pretty ahh big headed talented little lady.
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      Jay Zeus Apr 23, 2021
      Plot Twist: Young Bleu is actually 1dagurl with a Sex Change and a Newfound Alabamian Accent.
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      Jay Zeus Apr 21, 2021
      Bad bih got us like, "Get 'er Tiger. s---t your shot." Keep the SIG Freed like autographs. " Flame rounds like Roy. My Hooping's Hot.
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      Jay Zeus Apr 20, 2021
      "First Sunday Easter. Third Tuesday World Reef Stir Crazy. Now ya b---- get tossed like Globetrotters from Dave East birthplace, see?"
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      Jay Zeus Apr 19, 2021
      "FUUUUCK KEVIN DURAAAAAAANNNNT!!! FUUUUCK KEVIN DURAAAAAAANNNNT!!!!"
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        1999 Apr 19, 2021
        supa classic
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      Jay Zeus Apr 18, 2021
      "LEHN-DEHN AHN DA TREK!!!"
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      Jay Zeus Apr 16, 2021
      If you gave me a choice to give Mark Zuckerberg The Orichimaru Haymaker to save the world or f--- 3 Bad b------s to save sex life, Fuckerberg
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