Jay Zeus
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About Jay Zeus

  • Aug 7, 2011
  • Last Activity: Mar 1, 2021 at 4:15 AM

Most Posts - March

  • Grim
    26
  • Sign Language
    22
  • Donkey Kong Country
    20
  • Chrollo
    11
  • WPG
    10
  • Captain Awesome AKA Papa
    10
  • Tyler
    8
  • hargydon
    7
  • Ricky
    6
  • Ed Hominem
    4
  • jankland
    4
  • Jeans
    3
    1. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Feb 28, 2021 at 2:28 PM
      D'angelo such a Wanksta for not having a Maxwell VERZUZ Battle.
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      Jay Zeus Feb 27, 2021 at 5:10 PM
      These people at this Italian Restaurant have me feeling mad uncomfortable. This Mooley will make your Precious Little Meadow's legs shake.
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      Jay Zeus Feb 24, 2021 at 4:37 PM
      Ivy coarse like poisonous collegiate classes. Or colostomy bagged intravenous gasses. You be softer than developers for allegiant masses
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      Jay Zeus Feb 21, 2021
      I hate that bad s--- has to happen for geniuses to make a resurgence. "D ONDA" 'bout to have the whole world in tears. f---.
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        Tyler Feb 21, 2021
        Donda is cancelled though
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        Jay Zeus Feb 21, 2021
        I'm scared for Kanye's mental health, more than anything else.
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      Jay Zeus Feb 20, 2021
      Rubi Rose a Libra. Dammit. Female Libras aren't to be trusted. But d---. She reppin' Pretty-g---, niggaaaa. Like most of us. Ayyyy!!!!
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      Jay Zeus Feb 18, 2021
      Lord, please forgive me for being aroused by Billie Eilish. My n-----.....she wears big clothes because her body is perf. Hate bein a dude.
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        Jay Zeus Feb 19, 2021
        Milana Vayntrub (AT&T Advertisement Lady) comes to mind.
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      3. Chrollo
        Chrollo Feb 19, 2021
        Exactly. There is a big difference between thinking to yourself: 'd--- she got some big titties' and actually harassing her and commenting 'Big Mommy Milkers' on every one of her posts. That's predatory and weird
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        Jay Zeus Feb 19, 2021
        I agree, bruv! You're making a ton of sense!
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      Jay Zeus Feb 18, 2021
      "GOOCH. JUICE! GOOCH! JUICE!" Gotta be the nastiest beginning of a track recorded to date. Or I just love misinterpreting sus lyrics.
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      Jay Zeus Feb 17, 2021
      Dammit. *Sighs* Where is Big Dangerous?
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      Jay Zeus Feb 17, 2021
      The industry really pushing this Mulatto b---- with this Brick-and-Mortar a--- that couldn't be moved by a f---ing Wolfgang Amadeus Concerto.
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      Jay Zeus Feb 15, 2021
      Kourtney Kardashian's pusseh gotta be like a young male celebrity sarcophagus by now. Make way for Travis Barker to percuss that snare bum.
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        Chrollo Feb 16, 2021
        Kourtney the baddest one though and I'll die on that hill.
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        Jay Zeus Feb 16, 2021
        Yeah. Body the realest. There's that.
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      Jay Zeus Feb 14, 2021
      Goddamn, Beyonce! FAWK! That Instagram Post. How does one cheat on that? My wife a--- that phat, penetrative amnesia ensues. God Israel
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      Jay Zeus Feb 12, 2021
      Goddamn. I don't know who this Tre Prada guy is, but "Goonies" > "Up".
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      Jay Zeus Feb 12, 2021
      Radiohead and Coldplay are to Brit-Pop what Slum Village and A Tribe Called Quest are to Boom-Bap.
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        yeez2 Feb 12, 2021
        good comparison tbh
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      Jay Zeus Feb 6, 2021
      Haters everywhere. Still.
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      1. Worm
        Worm Feb 7, 2021
        just shouting you out shermbooty. No hate
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      Jay Zeus Feb 5, 2021
      7 More Days. Rockin' out to nothing but that classic a--- "h--- Hath No Fury" Track 11. f--- HBO for canceling "How To Make It In America".
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      Jay Zeus Feb 4, 2021
      Why did we make Katharine MacPhee famous? I blame Simon Cowell. b---- clearly couldn't sing. Now she just appropriatin' old d-ck for $$$
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      Jay Zeus Feb 2, 2021
      She call me The Earbender. Cartilage on Charismatic. Bosom on a beer bender.
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        Jay Zeus Feb 3, 2021
        Haters. Everywhere.
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        Jay Zeus Feb 5, 2021
        zy'all slow as f---. Keep banging out that basic b---- rap. fa---- a--- weak b-----made n----s. Who raised you imbecils? This s--- fye. f--- whoever doesn't agree.
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      Jay Zeus Jan 30, 2021
      Is Desktop Version of YouTube's Comment Section taking days to buffer for anyone else?
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        Jay Zeus Jan 30, 2021
        d---. Make me wanna stop.
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      3. Sign Language
        Sign Language Jan 30, 2021
        Lol was just making fun of generic YT comments
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      4. Judas Black
        Judas Black Feb 2, 2021
        Yeah, it was at one point, and I've stopped getting notifications as well, that's been going on for like 5 months.
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    19. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Jan 29, 2021
      Willing to bet my life that Katherine Heigl was as obnoxious as Seth Rogan claimed. Remind me of Linda Fiorentino on "Dogma" to Kevin Smith
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        Sign Language Jan 29, 2021
        She always gave off entitled c---- vibes imo
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      2. Martha Stewart
        Martha Stewart Jan 30, 2021
        Heigl always gave off Karen vibes fs
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      Jay Zeus Jan 28, 2021
      f--- Talinda
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