Jay Zeus
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About Jay Zeus

  • Aug 7, 2011
  • Last Activity: Jan 27, 2022 at 11:39 AM

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    1. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Jan 25, 2022 at 3:13 AM
      "You know we're Dilla'n with the vibes....vibrations."
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      Jay Zeus Jan 21, 2022 at 3:23 AM
      All you n----s below me can blow me. Anyway, all ya mommas look like Anna Kendrick. *Vomits* Js. Bill Hader ugly and can still do better
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      Jay Zeus Jan 20, 2022
      This your mom's thong. For real no doubt. In my PJ's makin' me drill dugout. Got me unzipped like a Jansport. Beat until she's d--- sore
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      Jay Zeus Jan 19, 2022
      I'm officially "THE MAN" who plans to single-handedly destroy misandry, starting with the abomination that is modern day neo-feminazi antics
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      Jay Zeus Jan 18, 2022
      Marisa Tomei been fine. For over 30 years now. Y'all was just schleep. It's okay. I forgive you, my children. Defeat narcolepsy.
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        Sign Language Jan 19, 2022
        Jay is always speaking facts
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      Jay Zeus Jan 15, 2022
      I straight wanna sock Uzi out of his dancing shoes for not dropping "Touch The World" and "Count It". His best snippets never release. a---
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      Jay Zeus Jan 6, 2022
      Cleopatra was more on The Black Side and America just hates having to accept that fact. Smfh. Why is Gal Gadot portraying her? Sick of it
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        Alchemist34 Jan 6, 2022
        she was ancient greek so she'd have looked more mediterranean rather than northern european/anglo type of 'white'. But that's still more 'white' or arab-ish looking so a black actress wouldn't be an accurate representation at all unless it was a very light skinned barely noticeable 'black' actress like Meghan Markle or something
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      Jay Zeus Jan 5, 2022
      Warrior > Warrior Part II. It had to be said.
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        poop dogg Jan 5, 2022
        Its really close its like to choose a--- or ti--ies
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        Jay Zeus Jan 5, 2022
        Something about the guttural tone of absolutely relentless temerity. The Original's Laid-Back Lloyd Banks Lyrical Lasciviousness and Belligerent Bravado gets a colossal bravo from your brah-bro.
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      Jay Zeus Jan 2, 2022
      Chris Tucker such a lyin' a--- cornball. Talking about he didn't want to cuss or smoke on camera. But he cursed on all Rush Hour movies.
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      Jay Zeus Dec 31, 2021
      Nah, y'all. Fawk The World. R.I.P. Betty White. 2020 and 2021 can s--- monkey balls. I'm pissed off.
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      Jay Zeus Dec 24, 2021
      I just...I just....*Burps Egg Nog and Farts*. I just want you all to know that "Christmas In Harlem"....is the greatest Christmas Song EVAH
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      Jay Zeus Dec 18, 2021
      This ain't no hate, but Roddy Rich bores me.
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    13. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Dec 14, 2021
      Boy, why the h--- do computers take this long to charge. I'm an angry peeyimp.
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      Jay Zeus Dec 10, 2021
      Yung Bleu made "You're Mine Still", then sampled "You're Always On My Mind" by SWV on this Chris Brown/2 Chainz feature. "Homicide" better.
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      Jay Zeus Dec 4, 2021
      s--- fallin' make me wish I was a Destroyer God like Beerus. I hate when s--- slips out of my hand unnecessarily. f--- gravity. b---- a---
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      Jay Zeus Nov 28, 2021
      R.I.P. Virgil. I can't believe this, man. There are too many people dying at a higher and more voluminous rate. Overwhelming to chronicle
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    17. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Nov 27, 2021
      Gaga still got them cheeks. God so d--- good to us men sometimes. I mean, just look at how it perfectly curves without an arch of the back.
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      Jay Zeus Nov 25, 2021
      Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! I love you. Even if yo' breath stank. But you gotta be actively trying to defeat your halitosis though.
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      Jay Zeus Nov 25, 2021
      Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories Soundtrack > Original Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Soundtrack. Just for "Jam Tonight" by Freddie Jackson
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    20. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Nov 24, 2021
      Today sucks a--- because I didn't get paid yet. Better get my s--- tomorrow though.
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      1. Gustavo Jax
        Gustavo Jax Nov 24, 2021
        stay strong i feel you
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      2. Jay Zeus
        Jay Zeus Nov 24, 2021
        Thanks, Gustav Mahler Jr.
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