Eminem My album review

Started by grizzyp, Dec 14, 2017, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. grizzyp
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    Dec 14, 2017
    Walk on water - is an automatic skip for me every time. Can't rate something I don't listen to. 0/10

    Beilieve - really enjoy the 1st 2 verses. Felt some nostalgia of old em but still felt current. 3rd verse lost me, kind of feels mailed in. 7/10

    Chloraseptic - Really enjoy first verse. Hook is meh. As soon as he raps about getting head and rants on with sex lines it was time to.move on. Nothing I dislike more from Eminem then sex talk and poop jokes. 5/10

    Untouchables - sounds so out of place now. I liked this song too. But, its just a random verse pointing out every black stereotype and making it seem awful to be a person of color. Skip this now everytime as well. 0/10

    The river - what the f--- is going on here. This is where I start to not care anymore. The transition from base to hook is so choppy and obviously cut and paste. I can't forgive such an amateurish mixing. He was in a studio with Eminem. He Couldn't recut vocals? Sounds recorded at Russel crowe house and you can tell. 0/10

    Remind me - No. 0/10

    Like home - so f---ing cheesy. He calls trump hitler. Compares him to someone who KILLED millions. Wtf. So cheesy. 0/10

    Bad husband - LOVE the hook and beginning of 3rd verse. Rest is not really listenable. 5/10

    Tragic endings - Sigh....clearly recovery left over with Skylar hook pasted on at later date. For being lazy 0/10

    Framed - 1st verse makes you want to skip song. Which is too bad because 2nd verse isn't a complete wreck. That hook is to encorish for me. 2/10.

    Nowhere fast - right away this hook loses me. Taylor Swift type s---, but somehow worse. That second verse....how anyone can listen to this....0/10

    Heat - Jesus f---. What the h---. Why this again? We just had this track 7 songs ago. Terrible rock samples and poop jokes. 0/10

    Offended - In walk on water he mentions speedom verse...then at end of offended does it again....no f---s given by marshall. WOAT hook. Fart and armpit jokes. 0/10

    Need me - No 0/10

    In your head - it's ok. Not terrible. Sounds like recovery scraps to be honest. For being lazy 0/10

    Castle - This is where s--- gets annoying. Clearly recorded in 2007. Right before 3rd verse he even mentions date. It's not f---ing perspective. This s--- was really made 10 years ago. For being lazy 0/10.

    Arose - Again, clearly recorded at sometime as castle. Says it's almost 2008 in the song itself. These 2 tracks being back to back, sounding alike, and both mentioning same time period lead me to this conclusion. For being lazy. 0/10

    Final verdict - better then Mmlp2. Mmlp2 was 0/10. This I rate 1/10.

    Not bad. Could be a zero. It's an improvement.
     
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  2. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Dec 14, 2017
    lmao thank god you ain't god
     
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  3. Him Shadow
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    Him Shadow Nightcrawler

    Dec 14, 2017
    great way to start a review
     
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    Dec 14, 2017
    The f--- is this review
     
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    Dec 14, 2017
    the dudes that still have that 80 default avi have the worst opinion of them all
     
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  6. grizzyp
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    Dec 14, 2017
    This is my first thread. Be nice or I won't make anymore.
     
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  7. Macca
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    Dec 14, 2017
    Please
     
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    you will
     
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  9. TheDarkView
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    lol you didnt even like mmlp2 omg
     
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  10. Ron Burgundy
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    Ron Burgundy I roll up like the bottom of a toothpaste tube.

    Dec 14, 2017
    So you like the album then?

    Just clarifying.
     
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    Groovy Tony Grandma's baby Eddie Kane

    Dec 14, 2017
    It should be your last
    Who are your favorite rappers?
     
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