Dec 29, 2015

I'll start off

You're hearing the last thoughts of a man about to blow his f---in' brains out
Fall back with a blood stained blouse on top of his spouse
Spread out on a blood stained couch
In front of his kids that he just killed in the same house

Stir crazy

Maybe it's beautiful music I made for you to just cherish / But I'm debated, disputed, hated, and viewed in America / As a motherfuckin' drug addict, like you didn't experiment

Renegade

All I can think of so far.

 

Dec 29, 2015

Some ones from Scary Movies;

The one man on the planet that'll drive off of the Grand Canyon
Hop out of a Grand Am and land in it handstanding

If they don't like the track, f--- 'em, the rap struck 'em harder
Than gettin' hit by a Mack truck and then backed up on

Eminem used to have such a remarkable ability at making these somewhat random, dense lines that were hilarious straight forward and simple yet so complex at the same time...

Anyone else feel what I'm talking about? He used to do this ALL the time.

 

Dec 29, 2015

Brain Damage:

Then I got up and ran to the janitor's storage booth
Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws
Grabbed some sharp objects, brooms and foreign tools
This is for every time you took my orange juice


verse 1 of white america, and the whole of yellow brick road are amazing too lyrically

 

Dec 29, 2015

You couldn't make your fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers

Dealing with back stabbers there's one thing I learned, they're only powerful when you got your back turned.

Infinite had some great lines...
(Don't know if the lines are word for word I did it off memory)

 

Dec 29, 2015

They say music can alter moods and talk to you
Well can it load a gun up for you , and c--- it too
Well if it can, then the next time you assault a dude
Just tell the judge it was my fault and I'll get sued...
whole 3rd verse on SFTM

 

Dec 29, 2015

You know think I won't choke no whor- til' her vocal cords
Don't work in her throat no more

 

Dec 29, 2015

The entire verse on Watch Deez. Lines like "I'm the old man who lives upstairs and starves his pets and never leaves the house cause he thinks the car's possessed" or "Strip you naked twice, pistol whip you and force you to take advice"

 

Dec 29, 2015

"Livin a muck, never giving a f---
Give me the keys Im drunk, and Ive never driven a truck.
But I smoke dope in the cab, I'll stab you with sharpest knife I can grab.
Come back next week and reopen your scap."
- Still don't give a f---.

"I'd yank my f---in' teeth
Before I'd ever bite my tongue, I'd slice my gums
Get struck by f---in' lightning twice at once
And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with s--- every time I sung
Like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on
More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl
Inside of a plane, aimed at the World Trade
Standing on Ronnie's grave, screaming at the sky
'til clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
And that's pretty much the gist of it
The parents are pissed but the kids love it
9 millimeter heaters stashed in 2-seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither"

- My dad gone crazy

 

Dec 29, 2015

Yes, the golden era of Slim Shady, 1998 - 2000

 

Dec 29, 2015

A lot of them.
He used to be so good

 

Dec 29, 2015

The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't ever seen a
a--- Like that

 

Dec 30, 2015

I'm cancerous
So when I diss you wouldn't want to answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangle you to death then I choke you again
And break your f---ing legs til your bones poke through your skin
You beef with me I'mma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your a--- legally

 

Dec 30, 2015

"Turn the beat up alittle bit
Ayo
This Next song... f--- it, just shutup and listen"


real masterclass

 

Dec 30, 2015

@Music @Uranus Irony

 

Dec 30, 2015

His verse on Hellbound.

 

Dec 30, 2015

Came in here to post the old man/car possessed line. Love that line for some reason.

 

Dec 31, 2015

'This ecstasy's got me standin next to you, gettin sentimental as f--- spillin guts to you, we just met but I think I'm in love with you, but you're on it too so you tell me you love me too, wake up in the morning like what'd the f--- we do? I gotta go b---- you know I got stuff to do, cause if I get caught cheating then I'm stuck with you'

Completely random choice but i heard Drug Ballad the other day and that part stuck out for me lol. So many great older lines man, amazing.

 

Dec 31, 2015