Eminem You have 2 lines to ether Eminem.. Go

Started by Immy, Oct 10, 2015, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Mike02
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    Oct 10, 2015
    You put out 3 s--- albums, I'm surprised Dre let you.
    And let's be honest you ain't touched a woman since Kim left you.
     
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  2. gorealsteady
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    gorealsteady heal & create

    Oct 10, 2015
    Arch Dogg did it :mjcry:
     
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  3. Michael Myers
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    Oct 10, 2015
    This one's great tbh
     
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  4. DMX
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    Oct 10, 2015
    Good one, but you forgot about Murphy and Mariah Carey.
     
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  5. Mike02
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    Oct 10, 2015
    That was in between their marriages. Him and Kim married and divorced again in 06. As far as I know he's been single since.
     
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  6. Mike02
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    Oct 10, 2015
    I decided to go full verse on him... :gun:

    You put out 3 s--- albums, I'm surprised Dre let you. And let's be honest you ain't touched a woman since Kim left you. You were successful, now you're a f---in joke. I'ma tell Trick Trick to have your ghetto pass revoked. Cuz you made the fans a promise and still let us down. You went from an icon to a f---in clown. It's all over now. You don't know what to do. And f--- your publicity stunt piece of s--- MMLP2. You got a monster.. talkin in your head? Well I ain't droppin this mic until your f---in dead. So let the blood shed.. I'ma steal your soul. Motherfuckin has-been at 42 years old. From platinum to gold.. your album sales are droppin and every artist on your labels albums keep on floppin. Slaughter & Yela moppin.. floors at Mickey Ds. I'm at Michigan State with a whor- straight lickin deez. And oh geez, she kinda looked like you. Pillow talked about your music and she said you're through. So whachu gonna do? You couldn't handle me barely, I'm a grown man dawg, I ain't Mariah Carey. I'ma leave you buried. So dawg here's your warning, you better hire more security when you go out touring. Your shows are boring.. with your poppy hooks. Halfway crook in the booth straight gotchu shook. Recovery was overlooked.. man that s--- was a classic, but all the trash you dropped since is gonna get your a--- kicked. This may be a little drastic.. they're like "Dawg you killed em" but I just gave this MFer my #ArchDoggOpinion
     
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  7. TheBlackSheep
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    Oct 10, 2015
    [​IMG] Holy s---, that must hurt
     
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  8. Immy
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    Immy yikes

    Oct 11, 2015
    Sending u cake as we speak
     
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  9. LoveGame
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    Oct 11, 2015
    Your doing anything to stay famous what's next pouting?
    Sorry I couldn't hear you over all that shouting
     
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  10. Robz
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    Oct 11, 2015
    This guy keeps screamin', he's paranoid!
    Quick, someone get his a--- another steriod!
    "Blahbity bloo blah blah blahbity bloo blah!"
    I ain't hear a word you said, "hipidy hooblah!"
     
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  11. Immy
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    BARZ
     
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  12. Neppert
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    Oct 11, 2015
    Yes-man scared to tell the thruth like they live in North Korea
    That's why the doc didn't tell you you got lyrical diarrhea
     
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  13. Immy
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    Oct 11, 2015
    Tbh the second line sounds like he would use it
     
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    Oct 12, 2015
    This whole thread is so cringe
     
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  15. Suburban Scum
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    Oct 13, 2015
    Jesus f---ing Christ at all of these horrible a--- attempts from dudes who critize every line Eminem says then go on to make shittier ones
     
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    Oct 13, 2015
    I'm a lyrical miracle spiritual individual
     
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  17. YaBoyTr
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    Oct 13, 2015
    At Kims house sippin Baileys
    Seen the ti--y pic i send you? Thats Haileys

    :lol6: I s--- at this
     
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  18. attila
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    Oct 13, 2015
    You aren't the greatest anymore honkey
    Just overdose on exctasy & leave Haley with all your money already.

    d--- that was a lot of thinking :sweatt:
     
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  19. Immy
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    Oct 13, 2015
    Wishing death upon me.. tut tut
     
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  20. Mike02
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    Oct 13, 2015
    I f---ing love this. :gun::'(
     
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