Favorite Near-Death Experiences

Started by Ripper Roo, May 21, 2026 at 7:44 AM, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Ripper Roo
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    May 21, 2026 at 7:44 AM
    Have yall ever had a near-death experience? If so, which one is your favorite? What happened?
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    May 21, 2026 at 7:53 AM
    Which is ur favourite?
     
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    May 21, 2026 at 8:03 AM
    I’d say when my mother was drunk driving with me in the car and almost got us all killed:lmaooo:
     
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    May 21, 2026 at 8:07 AM
    Lol sorry to hear that Roo

    Myers favourite will be the shotgun to the head 100%


    Does the site keep playing up for you? white screen is back again, for me at least. I thought @Slyk fixed that???
     
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    May 21, 2026 at 8:20 AM
    It’s alright, I look back on it and laugh
    His will probably be when a Gypsy tried to k--- him in broad daylight
    Yeah pretty much everyday I’ll get a white screen for a while after refreshing the website and refreshing again doesn’t help. Just gotta wait it out
     
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  6. Michael Myers
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    May 21, 2026 at 9:31 AM
    It's probably a tie between getting shot 6 times by Loomis and the people of Haddonfield trying to nuke me by the river when I escaped

    Most embarrassing one was when a bunch ot f--s dressed up tried to k---.me with wooden sticks
     
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    May 21, 2026 at 9:46 AM
    Yeah only started happening a week or so ago (again)
     
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    May 21, 2026 at 9:47 AM
    Lol being burned alive must s--- huh
     
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    May 21, 2026 at 10:38 AM
    I dropped Revival, almost ended my career
     
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    May 21, 2026 at 10:38 AM
    d---, you like the 50Cent of Sec80
     
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    May 21, 2026 at 10:43 AM
    Nice… I figured you’d have more near death experiences than anyone here
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    I thought you would’ve said The Death of Slim Shady
     
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    albumdrill Gravy enema

    May 21, 2026 at 10:55 AM
    Almost drowned swimming in mayonnaise back in '07

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    May 21, 2026 at 11:27 AM
    Thank god you didn’t die drowning in the Hellman’s. You would’ve went to h---, man.
     
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    May 21, 2026 at 11:54 AM
    bucket matches my pale skin
    Mayo and went from hellmann's and being rail thin
    Filet-o-Fish, Scribble Jam, Rap Olympics '97 Freaknik
    How can I be down? Me and Bizarre in Florida
    Proof's room slept on the floor of da motel then
    Dr. Dre said, "h--- yeah!"
    And I got his stamp like a postcard, word to Mel-Man
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    May 21, 2026 at 3:53 PM
    They needed to destroy my body to make me go away
     
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    May 23, 2026 at 2:53 AM
    AI bots are probably getting more aggressive/smart. best if i'm able to catch it in the moment, but looking into it now. thanks for notifying. let me know the next time you experience(d) it and it'll help me hone-in on the activity at the time to put further restrictions in place.
     
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    May 23, 2026 at 2:58 AM
    d---, AI is really just ruining everything now isn’t it
     
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    Slyk God made a prophet.

    May 23, 2026 at 3:18 AM
    the good news is that i've been able to use AI to combat the AI, but it's a fairly painstaking process and took me a while to figure out what the root cause was... 99% of the outages this past year have been due to AI bots scouring the site and overloading the PC.

    Even right now, with the throttling & filtering in place, there's been over 14,000 different/unique AI entries to the site in the past hour.

    I honestly don't know what a.) makes sxn80 so unique in its appeal, and/or b.) how any other site is still operating today without being overloaded with AI spiders crashing the system...because I've [begrudgingly] put a lot of work into getting it stable this past year.
     
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    May 23, 2026 at 3:29 AM
    I think I speak for everyone on the forum when I say we appreciate your hard work.
     
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    Almost everyone.
     
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