Jul 4, 2026 at 4:23 PM Drunk idiots will be blowing their hands off with fireworks though.That's a July 4th tradition. They'll also be bbq-ing drunk. One or more of them somewhere will drown and need to be resuscitated That's about it.
Jul 4, 2026 at 5:03 PM I stop caring long ago. Haven’t lit a firecracker in ages, ironic cuz I grew up on wick
Jul 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM (for our international friends: WIC is a Michigan thing - state assistance for Women, Infants, and Children. Also known as Welfare, the dole.)
Jul 4, 2026 at 5:28 PM I did like the smell of those little black pellet things that burned into black curly turd-snakes. And sparklers. Sparklers were cool. The big exploding loud stuff always just scared me