Eminem Eminem's 13th Studio Album Rumor/Discussion Thread

Started by jankland, Jul 1, 2024, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Supersonic
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    Supersonic Serenity now!

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    Sucking your own d-ck wouldn’t be g-- would it, dopey dago? Weird but not g-- as you’re doing it to your self. You toss yourself off with your hand every day, is that g--?

    Also saying you “ miss him” like you’re attached to him is more g-- than sucking every d-ck in the world. How much do you miss him?
     
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  2. Zooberdee
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    Zooberdee Banned

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  3. Marsh
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    Jul 19, 2026

    That’s what someone g-- would say, Supsuck. You are sucking d-ck and threatening other members with sucking theirs. You are the g-- King.
     
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  4. Supersonic
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    Still not as g-- as saying you miss Eminem.
     
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  5. BIGFOOT
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth!

    Jul 19, 2026
    You know Marsh still has Eminem posters up in his bedroom. f---ing f--.


    Marsh DM me again yesterday asking about fleshlights @Michael Myers how do I stop a certain person from dming me? He's dming me at least 3 times per week.
     
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  6. Spatula
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    Spatula that you want

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  7. Spatula
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    Spatula that you want

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    I just realized prime Em said "your style's doo doo"
     
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  8. Minato
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    Jul 19, 2026
    Nope. Just used him as a diversity hire
     
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  9. Marsh
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    You sure, we know you deepthroat yourself and s---, that's some Diddy s---
     
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  10. Marsh
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    You scared of a fleshlight lol try it b---- a--- britta. They are the future.
     
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  11. Big Monkey
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    Yeah but I honestly don't care what he's ranting about. The energy is what sells it for me.

    Also if they weren't really as close friends as all that which I believe you've speculated then it's fitting for the writing to be somewhat half-assed lol
     
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  12. Big Monkey
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    Also good from Recovery era:

    Space Bound, GTC, Castle, I'm Sorry, Despicable freestyle

    Fine to listen to every other blue moon. If that. In theory. Really though on the rare moon that I listen to Eminem at all anymore I'll opt for something like Stimulate or Goodbye Hollywood. And even then I can't listen too often because his music tends to have a depressive effect on me. Then again that goes for all hip hop.
     
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  13. BIGFOOT
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    So what music you playing now then?
     
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  14. Big Monkey
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    Literally rn: Using this album to get certain depressing-and-addictive-as-s--- tracks from Depeche Mode's Ultra unstuck from my head.

     
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  15. Minato
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    No Doubt, Gwen Stefani inspired Eminem.
     
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  16. Big Monkey
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    What is j---ing o-- if not giving oneself a handjob, at least in Marshian logic? Supersonic has a point that it's in principle no different from the act of sucking oneself off.

    But Marsh is right that in practice there's a huge difference, since in the first place I'd imagine most dudes would have to put in months if not years of brutal yoga training to become flexible enough to s--- their own d-ck. What would make someone go to such extreme lengths, literally, to simulate the experience of giving/getting a blo-jo-? Perhaps unhealthy closetedness, but not necessarily. Could also be desperation. Or some kind of sick, twisted vanity.

    If only Marsh were a little more open minded he might explore these other options, and make the case that Supersonic is getting oddly defensive here, maybe almost as if to admit, "Yeah I s--- my own d-ck but that doesn't mean I'm g--!"

    C'mon Marsh, if you're gonna beat this horse till your dying day you could at least switch it up a bit. No one wants to hear the same g-- joke over and over again that was never funny or clever to begin with.
     
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  17. Big Monkey
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    Supersonic does at times border on sounding like an edgy 4chan troll or groyper incel on x, which would support the "desperation" explanation for his alleged self-sucking tendencies. Whether this is the mask coming off, as it were, or irony is anyone's guess. But you could start with that, Marsh.
     
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  18. albumdrill
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    albumdrill Feed me rappers or feed me twinks

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  19. Detroit24
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    lmaooo you’re Right…he was a DIY hire hahhahaa
     
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  20. Detroit24
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    dope! Is this encore era? Or ai Eminem?

    cant tell, either way I like it
     
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