Eminem Rap like Eminem in here.

Started by albumdrill, Oct 10, 2018, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. albumdrill
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    Oct 10, 2018
    Holy mackerel actual factual in the backseat of a taxi bro with an ashy hoe getting nasty throat slapping her a--- cheek slow

    :lmaooo:
     
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  2. Ron Burgundy
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    Ron Burgundy I roll up like the bottom of a toothpaste tube.

    Oct 10, 2018
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  3. rapmusik
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    Oct 10, 2018
    You were real proud of yourself for writing that huh
     
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    Oct 10, 2018
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  5. Charlie Work
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    Charlie Work Level 5 Goblin

    Oct 10, 2018
    I like when he makes up a person's name.
     
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  6. Kon
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    Kon

    Oct 10, 2018
    Slim shady, hotter than a set of twin babies.
    In a Mercedes Benz with the windows up when the temp goes up to the mid 80s.

    There ya go, you didn’t say it had to be new.
     
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  7. albumdrill
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    Oct 10, 2018
    ANTHROPOMORPHIC, IM AN ANIMAL WHO HAD AN ABORTION THEN MORPHED INTO AN OPRPHAN WHO SPAZZED CUZ HIS HANDS DISTORTED. IM MORBID OFF OF A COUPLE PILLS SNORTED AND CHLORAPHORMED ORLANDO BLOOM AND ABUSED HIM IN MY ROOM TILL HE PUKED CUZ HE WAS RUNNING OFF OF FUMES.


    Get it? RUNNING OFF OF FUMES?!?!!??

    ARENT I JUST WACKY?

    :lmaooo:
     
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  8. relapse 2
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    Oct 10, 2018
    it only takes a second to get ya face rearranged at a fast pace while singing songs with ma$e in a motherfucking police chase 2 more pills is all i need to leave the scene i come quick fast n clean no i dont i mean to be obscene but yall aint bout to welcome me back into a bathtub with a laxitive and handcuffs better man up or man down drop the the frown and put ya hands up
     
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  9. relapse 2
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    i guess thats a lil too cagey
     
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  10. Australia
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    Oct 11, 2018
    cool thread OP, i'll have a go

    I have no friends and i'm single
     
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  11. albumdrill
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    Oct 11, 2018
    d--- that does sound like Em :hov:
     
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