Scrunch or fold?

Started by SHUDEYE, Dec 10, 2019, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Dec 10, 2019
    Think I've asked this before but enjoy the arguments it creates. Scrunch or fold toilet paper?

    I scrunch I'm not a poof.
     
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  2. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Found a new way to flow

    Dec 12, 2019
    I fold coz I'm not f---ing barbaric
     
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  3. Reed Richards
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    Reed Richards Idlewild

    Dec 12, 2019
    Used to scrunch, now I fold
    I think I used to be happier or something. I don't think the two things are correlated but folding makes sense lol
     
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  4. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Dec 12, 2019
    We don't use toilet paper in third world countries
     
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  5. joeyp363
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    Dec 12, 2019
    Clorox bleach wipes. Gotta keep that a------ clean and pristine
     
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  6. KPD
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    KPD I feel incredible, is medicine edible?

    Dec 12, 2019
    Fold defos. Unless you have a magic s--- and don’t need to wipe at all. That’s like winning the lottery of dumps tho and you know you’re gonna have a good day from then on.
     
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  7. King of Kings
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    King of Kings Who Dey

    Dec 12, 2019
    I use Swifter dry sweeping cloths.
     
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  8. icecube
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    icecube West Coast is the Best Coast

    Dec 13, 2019
    Scrunch. Who the f--- peacefully folds paper to wipe their arse??
     
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  9. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Dec 18, 2019
    wait how the f--- do you even wipe scrunched? are you holding it in your first like
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  10. Lil Squeed
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

    Dec 19, 2019
    SCRUNCH!?!?
     
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  11. King V
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    Dec 19, 2019
    real ones do it whole fist:khaled2:
     
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  12. Mimi
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Dec 22, 2019
    Fold.

    Me, Im sitting either way, may as well do something with my time
     
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  13. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Dec 22, 2019
    doesn't even take time it's literally designed to be folded almost automatically. I'd argue it's more of a hassle to scrunch it all up after rolling it out

    I ask again tho im genuinely curious
     
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  14. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Dec 22, 2019
    I feel like scrunching helps you reach some angles you might never have reached otherwise.
     
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  15. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Dec 22, 2019
    How big is your a------
     
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  16. Michael Myers
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    Dec 23, 2019
    Fold, duh

    Also very happy to be happy to put toilet paper in the toilet again instead of a trash can.. f---ing disgusting lol
     
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  17. joeyp363
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    Feb 2, 2020
    Are you talking about your pubes in this or what? I usually fold my pubes.
     
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  18. StanMitchell
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    Feb 7, 2020
    Fold, you heathens.

    Unless I'm using leaves, which crumble either way
     
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  19. JebuSsweatshirt
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    JebuSsweatshirt She So PrettYyYyYy

    Feb 7, 2020
    you're supposed to wipe?
     
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  20. RetiredAccount
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    RetiredAccount Big Time Stuntin Like My Daddy

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    I use one flat sheet at a time
     
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