Mar 24, 2018

I've been listening to Hobo Johnson all morning so I stole his sauce and made this

Spoiler: lyrics

I wanna make a song
with kicks, snares, claps, 808s, hi-hats n s---
I wanna make a song
no chit chat I want fat b---- ratchet s---
I wanna make a song
bout guns and straps and macs and gats and s---
I wanna make a song
but truth is I don't know nun bout nun of that s---


maybe I should find out
Pawn shop, swap my watch for a nine glock
hop back in the equinox,
turn off all the window locks
slide by, slow down to 25, pop pop pop pop pop
s---t up the whole block

maybe then I'll have clout
whatever the f--- that means

see the kids want real
but my real won't sell
so instead I repeal and replace myself
with a stereotypical fictional h---

when really

I don't have it all that bad
and least I got my mom and dad
and I can still afford my bills, and chill
been trill, new grill, pop pills-oh s--- wait
I don't even do drugs...there I go again

See my steady 9-to-5 is great, and I think that it's really sweet
how my boss allows me come in to work 5 out of 7 days a week
so I work and work and work and work and work
and hey, it's saturday and sunday
then back to work and work and work and work and work
only 2000 more weeks until I can retire

see

I just wanna make a song
about whatever they'll play on the radio I guess
I just wanna make a song
so I can get rich and actually do what I want
I just wanna make a .......f---ing song

 

Mar 24, 2018

this is the greatest self aware rap of all time

 

Mar 24, 2018

 

Mar 24, 2018

I am tired of all this mumble rap about lean and strippers we real boys out here 2k18

 

Mar 24, 2018

once I get some clout we end mumble rap huh

 

Mar 24, 2018

 

Mar 24, 2018

Dig the vibes. My new single Binge Watching The Office and Having Sex with Slightly Crosseyed b------s otw

 

Mar 24, 2018

That part hit hard

 

Mar 24, 2018

Was actually a old fling that didn't work out. We just didn't see eye to eye