Squid - iwannamakeasong

Started by Lil Squeed, Mar 24, 2018, in Creative Add to Reading List

  1. Lil Squeed
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

    Mar 24, 2018
    I've been listening to Hobo Johnson all morning so I stole his sauce and made this

    I wanna make a song
    with kicks, snares, claps, 808s, hi-hats n s---
    I wanna make a song
    no chit chat I want fat b---- ratchet s---
    I wanna make a song
    bout guns and straps and macs and gats and s---
    I wanna make a song
    but truth is I don't know nun bout nun of that s---


    maybe I should find out
    Pawn shop, swap my watch for a nine glock
    hop back in the equinox,
    turn off all the window locks
    slide by, slow down to 25, pop pop pop pop pop
    s---t up the whole block

    maybe then I'll have clout
    whatever the f--- that means

    see the kids want real
    but my real won't sell
    so instead I repeal and replace myself
    with a stereotypical fictional h---

    when really

    I don't have it all that bad
    and least I got my mom and dad
    and I can still afford my bills, and chill
    been trill, new grill, pop pills-oh s--- wait
    I don't even do drugs...there I go again

    See my steady 9-to-5 is great, and I think that it's really sweet
    how my boss allows me come in to work 5 out of 7 days a week
    so I work and work and work and work and work
    and hey, it's saturday and sunday
    then back to work and work and work and work and work
    only 2000 more weeks until I can retire

    see

    I just wanna make a song
    about whatever they'll play on the radio I guess
    I just wanna make a song
    so I can get rich and actually do what I want
    I just wanna make a .......f---ing song
     
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  2. sheldon
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    Mar 24, 2018
    this is the greatest self aware rap of all time
     
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  3. Lil Squeed
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

    Mar 24, 2018
    :currydead:
     
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  4. Lil Squeed
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

    Mar 24, 2018
    I am tired of all this mumble rap about lean and strippers we real boys out here 2k18
     
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  5. Tyler
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    Tyler Those aren't mountains

    Mar 24, 2018
    once I get some clout we end mumble rap huh
    :hovcry:
     
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  6. Tyler
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    Tyler Those aren't mountains

    Mar 24, 2018
    :dead:
     
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  7. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Mar 24, 2018
    Dig the vibes. My new single Binge Watching The Office and Having Sex with Slightly Crosseyed b------s otw
     
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  8. Lil Squeed
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

    Mar 24, 2018
    That part hit hard :emoji_anguished:
     
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  9. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Mar 24, 2018
    Was actually a old fling that didn't work out. We just didn't see eye to eye :emoji_wink:
     
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