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The delegates, Donald.

Started by Chad Warden, Jul 23, 2016, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Chad Warden
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    Chad Warden As Ballin As Possible

    Jul 23, 2016
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    Did you think I'd forgotten, Donald? For a thousand years I have waited, watched in dejection as you made your pitiful country great again. I hope you enjoyed yourself. I really do. Because in the time that you were president, I have amassed a great and terrible army of of
    skeleton delegates - skelegates, if you will, Donald. Without you around to ward off the forces of Chaos, I can finally escape from my prison. You just made your first mistake, Donald. Now I can return to that fateful night in 2016 and claim what is rightfully mine! Together with my army of skelegates, I will finally have the majority I need to become the Republican nominee, and fight a principled conservative campaign for President. Nothing will stand in our way. Goodbye, Donald. Your New York ways will taint the Party no longer. This is the priesthood rising! With my new powers, I will plunge this country into TEN THOUSAND YEARS of darkness, and the delegates...they will be at my side every step of the way. Thank you, Donald.
     
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    Not at school though!
     
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    1469250646069.jpg I'm coming for those delegates, Donald.
     
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    Why do you think this is funny
     
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