May 13, 2015

Imagine you are on a sinking raft with a pregnant woman and some old man. Who would you throw out of the raft to stay afloat?

I guess you would choose a pregnant woman because the girl looks like Marilyn Monore and what's MORE IMPORTANT rescuing a baby is a priority. The old man is 70 years old, so there would be no harm for the humanity if he was dead. Probably he's already terminally ill because he likes smoking cigarettes and f---ing with b------s without a condom, so who cares about this old prick.

But...

Let's complicate this situation a little bit. Let's suppose that you found out somehow there are a 50% of chances that the baby's name will be Adolf Hitler... Who would you throw out of the raft in this case?

 

May 13, 2015

Still the old man, I mean the guy is gonna die anyways, h--- the Ol man might even volunteer to sacrifice himself to save me and the pregnant woman. And I know its a 50/50 chance but I like to think that the universe isn't cruel enough to the point where a man sacrifices himself to save 3 people (including baby) and the baby turns out to be the guy who kills 6 million jews

 

May 14, 2015

Gonna have to throw the old man out. Unless sacrificing myself is an option, No? Then the old man. But I imagone he would be all it has to be me, She's with child, and whatnot.

 

May 14, 2015

Old man. And then you hope that woman raises the child up to be a hero like yourself.

 

May 14, 2015

world's overpopulated enough and I hate kids

b---- is goin' overboard

 

May 14, 2015

Your destiny is to throw someone out of the raft, so no, you can't sacrifice yourself. Have you considered that the kid may k--- millions of people when he grows up? Isn't it worse than killing a pregnant woman? I'd like to hear your reasoning.

 

May 14, 2015

If the kid turns out to be Adolf Hitler the world population will decrease nonetheless

 

May 14, 2015

Old man. There's 50% chance that the kid might not k--- a lot of people. Also the kid may be called Adolf Hitler, but it may not be the same Adolf Hitler we thinking about

 

May 14, 2015

I'd throw them both out. I need a lot of leg room.

 

May 14, 2015

It would be a very selfish move, but I completely understand it.

 

May 14, 2015

Throw them both out.

An old man and pregnant lady both require a lot of work to take care of

 

May 14, 2015

I make my own destiny.
But I would throw the old man out because he's already on the verge of dying, and 50% is still decent odds.

 

May 14, 2015

Throw the old man over and tell the b---- to name her kid after the old man.

 

May 14, 2015

 

May 14, 2015

He sacrificing himself b---- owes him

 

May 14, 2015

I thought you were implying that the old man is Adolf Hitler. That would be one h--- of a plot twist!