Eminem What's your favorite Em Verse?

Started by reesey, Nov 29, 2017, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. reesey
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    reesey What You Looking At This For?

    Nov 29, 2017
    There's several different levels to Devil worshippin'
    Horse's heads, human sacrifices
    Cannibalism, candles and exorcism
    Animals, havin' sex with 'em
    Camels, mammals and rabbits
    But I don't get into that; I kicked the habit
    I just beat you to death
    With weapons that eat through the flesh
    And I never eat you unless the f---in' meat looks fresh
    I got a lion in my pocket
    I'm lyin', I got a 9 in my pocket
    And, baby, I'm just dyin' to c--- him
    He's ready for war, I'm ready for war
    I got machetes and swords
    For any fa---- that said he was raw
    My Uzi's heavy as yours; yeah, you met me before
    I just didn't have as large an arsenal of weapons before
    Marshall will step in the door
    I'll lay your head on the floor
    With your body spread on the bedspread, red on the wall
    Red on the ceiling, red on the floor
    Get a new whor-, met on the second, wed on the third
    Then she's dead on the fourth; I'm dead wrong
     
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  2. jmillithauglybasedgod
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    jmillithauglybasedgod Pray For Lucifert 2R

    Nov 29, 2017
    Terrible, but not rippable, invincible, I'm hung invisible
    f---in' mistletoe, over the wall to stuck my a--- up under it
    Now pucker up them lips and kiss it ho, here we go
    Bad and Evil, so you know how this'll go
    The competition's miserable, we stomp them b------s, this is no,
    Joke goin' overboard, like someone threw us off the boat, choke
    Puff up all the smoke I'm tryna stay on fire
    So you know if I hate f---ing water-sprinklers, I don't love the hoes
    Someone let the cat out the bag, now it's time to stuff his face
    Back, then I smother that mothafucka 'til it suffocates
    Who? You! Handlin' the over weight
    Why are they tryin' to be so sick, when bad and evil has reunited, hey?
    Came back to annihilate, the game's in dire straits, it's our way
    Worlds Satan as I drop, ? Ouija board
    Now you lay me down to sleep
    I do this s--- in my sleep, I'm sleepin' now, as if I was awake
    I'm teared b----, I'll never taste the canvas
    Could never be no d--- wuss or p----, never mushy, so you can't squish
    Never on my d--- toosh, in fact if I jump out a bush
    And sneak attack's the only was I say I ambush
    Outlandish are these words and weapons that are Brandish
    Stand off, it's the hoes, keep your hands off this
    Can't tie a b----, so what the f--- would I sugarcoat it for?
    Law, f--- protocol, I'd holla at this ho, but now my throat is sore
     
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  3. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Nov 29, 2017
    Since I'm in a position to talk to these kids and they listen
    I ain't no politician, but I'll kick it with 'em a minute
    ‘Cause see, they call me a menace
    And if the shoe fits I'll wear it
    But if it don't, then y'all will swallow the truth, grin and bear it
    Now who's the king of these rude, ludicrous, lucrative lyrics?
    Who could inherit the title, put the youth in hysterics
    Usin' his music to steer it, sharin' his views and his merits?
    But there's a huge interference
    They're sayin' you shouldn't hear it
    Maybe it's hatred I spew, maybe it's food for the spirit
    Maybe it's beautiful music I made for you to just cherish
    But I'm debated, disputed, hated and viewed in America
    As a motherfuckin' drug addict, like you didn't experiment?
    Nah, nah, that's when you start to stare at who's in the mirror
    And see yourself as a kid again, and you get embarrassed
    And I got nothin' to do but make you look stupid as parents
    You f---in' do-gooders, too bad you couldn't do good at marriage
    And do you have any clue what I had to do to get here?
    I don't think you do, so stay tuned
    And keep your ears glued to the stereo
    ‘Cause here we go, he's Jigga, Jigga, Jih-Jigga
    And I'm the sinister, Mr. Kiss-My-a--- is just a—
     
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  4. Amazed
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    Dec 1, 2017
    It changes every time someone asks me but right now it would have to be Verse 1 from I'm Back (verse 3 is not far behind it).

    I murder a rhyme, one word at a time
    You never heard of a mind as perverted as mine
    You better get rid of that 9, it ain't gonna help
    What good's it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?
    I'm waitin' for h---, like h---, s---, I'm anxious as h---
    Manson, you're safe in that cell, be thankful it's jail
    I used to be my mommy's little angel at twelve
    Thirteen, I was puttin' shells in a gauge on a shelf
    I used to get punked and bullied on my block
    'Til I cut a kitten's head off and stuck it in this kid's mailbox
    I used to give a f---, now I could give a f--- less
    What do I think of success? It sucks, too much press
    I'm stressed, too much cess, depressed
    Too upset, it's just too much mess
    I guess I must just blew up quick (yes)
    Grew up quick (no) was raised right
    Whatever you say is wrong, whatever I say's right
    You think of my name now whenever you say hi
    Became a commodity because I'm W-H-I-
    -T-E, ‘cause MTV was so friendly to me
    Can't wait 'til Kim sees me!
    Now, is it worth it? Look at my life, how is it perfect?
    Read my lips, b----! What, my mouth isn't workin'?
    You hear this finger? Oh, it's upside down
    Here, let me turn this MFer up right now
     
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