What's Your Peanut Butter to Jelly Ratio?

Started by Slyk, Oct 18, 2021, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Slyk
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    Oct 18, 2021
    Important discussion:

    My sandwiches sit at a comfortable 1:1 pb:jelly ratio.
    If the jelly/jam isn't on the brink of spilling out of the edges, then I send it back.


    You?
     
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  2. Harleezy
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    Oct 18, 2021
    If you put one scoop of peanut butter on one slice and one scoop jelly on the other slice. But your d-ck in between them two to measure the best ratio.
     
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  3. Tom Brady
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    Minimal jelly. Lots of PB. Been known to throw a touch of honey in that b---- once in a blue moon.

    I think this is more of a New England thing, but I f---ing love PB and Marshmallow fluff. Fluffernutter I think they call it
     
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  4. icecube
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    Good question!

    Depends on the type of bread though tbh. If it's white bread then probably 60/40 or even 70/30 in favour of PB. The other way round if it's wholemeal. I find the sweetness of white bread requires less jam (f--- this word name "jelly" as well).
     
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    100% pb, 0% jelly

    Maybe 95% pb and 5% honey every now and then
     
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    Just give me a tub of peanut butter and a spoon. Done.
     
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    I’d say I do 40/60 ratio, lighter on the peanut butter
     
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  8. Slyk
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    Came in here hype to answer and then realized I’m the op.
    Get on your pb game already, fellas.
     
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    you need a 75/25 peanut butter to jelly ratio

    you need the majority of the taste to be the peanut butter with hint of jelly in and out

    too much jelly and your s--- is too sweet to the point it's gross, however too much peanut butter and you just have a peanut butter sandwich which is still good as h---
     
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    Would be fun if u would have said like the exact opposite lol
     
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  11. Ozymandias
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    Never ate this kind of sandwich. I put milk before cereal.
     
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    no you.... no.. there's no way.
     
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    I really do man, I can't imagine doing it other way around, this is crazy
     
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    60/40 peanut butter to jelly ratio. 50/50 is okay but you don’t want a PB&J that’s mostly jelly. You also need enough jelly so you’re not choking trying to eat your sandwich.
     
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