What's Your Peanut Butter to Jelly Ratio?

Started by Slyk, Oct 18, 2021, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Slyk
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    Oct 18, 2021
    Important discussion:

    My sandwiches sit at a comfortable 1:1 pb:jelly ratio.
    If the jelly/jam isn't on the brink of spilling out of the edges, then I send it back.


    You?
     
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  2. poop dogg
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    Oct 18, 2021
    If you put one scoop of peanut butter on one slice and one scoop jelly on the other slice. But your d-ck in between them two to measure the best ratio.
     
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  3. Tom Brady
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    Oct 18, 2021
    Minimal jelly. Lots of PB. Been known to throw a touch of honey in that b---- once in a blue moon.

    I think this is more of a New England thing, but I f---ing love PB and Marshmallow fluff. Fluffernutter I think they call it
     
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  4. icecube
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    Good question!

    Depends on the type of bread though tbh. If it's white bread then probably 60/40 or even 70/30 in favour of PB. The other way round if it's wholemeal. I find the sweetness of white bread requires less jam (f--- this word name "jelly" as well).
     
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  5. Sign Language
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    100% pb, 0% jelly

    Maybe 95% pb and 5% honey every now and then
     
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  6. The Moon Man
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    Just give me a tub of peanut butter and a spoon. Done.
     
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