Eminem A Line Even Spatula Hates

Started by Spatula, Dec 23, 2015, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Spatula
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    Spatula that you want

    Dec 23, 2015
    I'm usually not easily annoyed by a stupid line here and there. I enjoy Recovery so by those who find something to complain about Eminem's lines I can take a lot. But there's a line even I can't ignore how bad it is.
    It's the absolute unimaginative piece of s---, literally a child can, and does, come up with it.

    "It's killing me so much when I sleep, I wake up dead"

    And to make it worse, it even has a pause in the beat, like it's so brilliant you need some time to comprehend it.

    Speaking of which, those pauses are insulting. We should just insert a cricket chirp sound, or that drum sound in cartoons when a bad pun is made.

    I'll repeat the line again, it deserves every hate it can get, but I haven't seen people complain about it.

    He said: "It's killing me so much when I sleep, I wake up dead"

    Excellent, Eminem. Have a cookie.
     
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  2. Big Dangerous
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    Dec 23, 2015
    There are several lines which are just as bad or worse where Em stops the best like "yeah, I said it!" :lmaooo:
     
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  3. Spatula
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    Dec 23, 2015
    That's a stupid thing to do even if the line is good. That's like laughing at your own joke and following it with "aren't I funny?"
     
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    Dec 23, 2015
    But, you gotta admit it, he does that when his line actually is genius.
     
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  5. Spatula
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    Spatula that you want

    Dec 23, 2015
    Doesn't matter.
     
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    Dec 23, 2015
    So now we are doing threads on one line of a song. Interesting. THIS IS WHY WE HAVE A DISCUSSION THEAD PINNED UP TOP!
     
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    DMX

    Dec 23, 2015
    Drake:
    "Baby you finer than your fine cousin, and your cousin fine..."

    Kendrick Lamar:
    "Life ain't s--- but a fat vagina
    Screamin' "Annie, are you okay? Annie, are you okay?"
    "Where they at I will dissect them like a f---ing frog rectum"

    Kanye West:
    " I am a God/So hurry up with my d--- massage/In a French-a--- restaurant/Hurry up with my d--- croissants "
    "Uh, black girl sippin’ white wine/Put my fist in her like a civil rights sign"
    " I just talked to Jesus/He said, “What up Yeezus?”/I said “S**t I’m chillin’/Trying to stack these millions.”



    Why don't you tell us about how awesome these lines are..

    The line you mentioned, isn't even that bad.
     
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  8. Spatula
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    Dec 23, 2015
    I don't listen to those people so I can't comment on them. But the croissant line was funny to read.
     
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    boyz n the suburbs In my city, I'm a young God

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  10. Spatula
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    Dec 23, 2015
    It would have been buried there. This way I'm sure I got my message across, and it's not something to take lightly.
     
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  11. Cyreides
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    Cyreides gfy

    Dec 23, 2015
    this is probably my all time favorite kanye line tbh :sweatt:
     
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  12. Big Dangerous
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    Dec 23, 2015
    Everyone can pluck out bad lines from an artists. Your post proves nothing.
     
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    Dec 23, 2015
    It fits...perfect.
     
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    Dec 23, 2015
    Exactly what the OP did.
     
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    It has ruined the Civil rights sign forever in my mind
     
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  17. Cyreides
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    Dec 23, 2015
    that's a shame since there's literally no reason for it to do that
     
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    Dec 23, 2015
    Now I imagine it as a fist that wants to penetrate the civilians rectums.
     
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  19. Cyreides
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    Cyreides gfy

    Dec 23, 2015
    Well that's a little weird.
     
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  20. DMX
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    DMX

    Dec 23, 2015
    Thanks to Kanye West.
    [​IMG]
     
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