British Girl Sells Virginity Online For $1.4 Million

Started by Lil Wayne, Mar 27, 2018, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Lil Wayne
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    Lil Wayne Tha Carter V

    Mar 27, 2018
    A 26 year-old British student has taken to the internet to auction off her virginity, in the latest attempt to capitalize on a woman's innocence and man's insatiable desire for untrodden terrain. Jasmin, who lives in London, had caused a stir when she set up a profile on Cinderella Escorts in order to raise the proper funds to start her own business.

    The German company has revealed that the highest bidder was a notable Hollywood actor living in Los Angeles, who narrowly edged out a businessman from Munich, as well as a football player from Manchester United based in London.

    The encounter will apparently commence at a German hotel sometime in April, as the country has legalized transactions like this. Jasmin had gone to dinner with all three candidates, and has described her experience thus far as "amazing."

    Jasmin has revealed that "my parents supported me from beginning. They know everything and agree. I am 26 and they know that I am adult enough for deciding alone what I do with my body. As I met the actor already and I was always a big fan of [his], I am more nervous as a fan than about losing my virginity. But who knows. Maybe I will get more nervous when we meet in the hotel."

    In defense of her very public decision to auction her virginity to any bidder, she admits that "I think every girl would do the same in my position rather than giving it to a man she later on nevertheless break up with."
     
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  2. reservoirGod
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    Mar 27, 2018
    A 26 year old virgin? That sounds terrible.
     
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  3. nunofherdeiro
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    In 2018, a 26 year old girl being a virgin, cmon dog, its pretty much a scam .
    Its probably a trannie, i know my n----- @joeyp363 wouldn't mind tho
     
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  4. Worm
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    How much to return your virginity?
     
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    She had this plan for a while

    I wonder who the United player was
     
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    Well we got any pics of this woman or tranny? Pics or it didn't happen.
     
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  7. Lil Wayne
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    We sure do!

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    Hmmm interesting. Wouldn't be that amazing because by 26 her hymen has been ripped by non sex stuff I'm sure. Tampons, sports, dildos, riding horses, etc.
     
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    "The encounter will commence" is my favourite sentence ever.

    "Baby im wet, wanna f---?"

    "Sounds top darling, as soon as my penis is erect the encounter will commence" lmoa
     
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

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    These broads selling the p---- like unopened baseball cards. I wonder at what age the virgin p---- starts to depreciate in value.
     
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    I'd say by 21. Brand new out the box devalues as soon as you take it for a ride though. That's why I always try to go for certified pre owned or refurbished
     
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    I'd give the b---- a bluey and thats it, image paying anything over 50 notes for a beta hoe... She gotta be a pro if she wants the bag.
     
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    Yea that sounds about right. After a while the p---- just needs sum reupholstering :kreepykanye:
     
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    imagine paying 1.4 million dollars for coochie
     
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    I feel sorry for whoever’s gonna be her boyfriend.
     
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    I've got almost the same one, slightly used, on backpage for $150.

    I think they run a bit better when they are broken in, too.
     
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    But does she have that new car smell when I'm down there?
     
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    Wow thats insaneeeeeeeeee
     
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