May 9, 2017

National Teacher Day is today and was curious because some teachers change certain students lives or change their views on life, or some you remember wanting to f---

 

May 9, 2017

No none worth mentioning

 

May 9, 2017

pretty sure i remember every single teacher i've ever had aside from scrady substitutes that were only there for a day

grade 9 was goat

 

May 9, 2017

John Cyr helped shape my philosophy.

 

May 9, 2017

I'll never forget Mr. Johnson he made sure of it

 

May 9, 2017

I had no hot teachers that slept with students like what seems every other school in the country. So, no.

 

May 9, 2017

had this sub teacher back in like 5th grade called ms. Curious George. biggest pushover i've ever witnessed. class would be a literal jungle. papers would be thrown around, we'd play dodgeball with papertowel balls from the bathroom, walls were graffiti'd with marker. the other teachers were like "tell ur class to stfu". she very nicely told us be quiet. we continued not being quiet.

we had an assembly later, while we were watching one of the faculty ppl subtly fired her as she was sitting behind us. she was absolutely wailing, brutally embarassed.

we woulda probably felt bad about it but we got let out early & we were busy celebrating that

 

May 9, 2017

I remember a few and I cannot wait to see them in public and call them s--- c----. Especially my english teacher, she's gonna get a "shame you haven't died of lung cancer yet you f---ing c----"

 

May 9, 2017

ms hopez, overweight white broad with really thin hair who married sum hispanic c--- and thought she could teach spanish. lol she once accused me of putting gum in the backrest of her chair on purpose so it could stick to her hair and she had the nerve to send me to the office when i said "what hair?" smh if it wasnt for her i wouldve made a strong 70 in that class

 

May 9, 2017

also the art teachers were GOAT, albeit f---ing cooked brains but they were GOAT. hopefully i can do drugs with them some time. Our art department head was so cool, he told me about how he was pretty much a hippie back in the day and loved watching woodstock and we asked if he did acid and he started laughing and said in a sarcastic tone that "anyone pursuing an art career knows to stay away from that type of illicit substance! not a single famous artist has touched it and i'm the same" before issuing a cheeky grin. then my mate was like "oh so you smoked too i bet" and he said "I've never touched a cigarette in my life actually" so my mate said "yeah same only weed for me" he started laughing and he told us to get out of his class before he got fired. GOAT.

 

May 9, 2017

transcript of sum sick teacher burnz back in the day

sose teacher: Today we are learning about natural disasters. Can anyone give an example of a natural disaster?
friend: A woman behind the wheel

random student: Hey miss, how old are you?
old cook brain art teacher lady: HOW OLD DO YOU THINK I AM!?
me: miss you don't like a day over 83

 

May 9, 2017

i miss school

 

May 9, 2017

if my time here at sxn80 has shown me anything, it's that if I went back a lot of students would report me and i'd probs get some 3 day bans. its like when you're a teen you think "i must be well behaved to secure a decent future, but i will engage in talking back to teachers to show i am hard" where as being an adult you think about it like "this b---- told me to pick up some rubbish, pick it up yourself you lazy c----!"

 

May 9, 2017

Majority of my art teachers were confirmed potheads. Too bad they got rid of the art program at my school

Ive had a good 4 overweight short white teachers that couldn't produce babies

 

May 10, 2017

My art teachers were high af, I saw one of them dancing around with a cardboard cut out of a human outside when I was in another class, she almost ran me over another time.

I loved the one I had in Year 12 but he was so harsh on me. He once told me he'd call my parents, I had the choice of him saying I've failed or I was gonna fail (we were halfway through the assignment lmfao). Gave me average marks as well, even the people who got a better grade than me thought I did better than them. But it was tough love, I mucked around a lot we had a lot of fun. In my last class I told him to watch Breaking Bad and said that would be us in 10 years.

 

May 10, 2017

I remember them all for the most part.

 

May 10, 2017

Miss. Walker moulded me into a Crows supporter. Bless her heart. @Jakey

Mr. Schulz was an awesome teacher. He loved legal studies and let us watch crime shows.

I remember all my teachers, even the s-----y substitute ones.

 

May 10, 2017

You would have to be a special type of stupid not to remember someone that taught you things for almost a year of your life

 

May 10, 2017

My fourth grade teacher and my italian teacher freshman year of high school are dimes.

 

May 10, 2017

Man I had the best substitute teacher at my school, he was loved by everyone, every class, every year level. When your teacher was sick and he filled in he just made your day. And when he passed away a couple of years ago I actually cried, he was such a genuine guy. RIP Mr. D.