May 26, 2017 THIS IS POORLY, POORLY put together. Just understand that and dont formulate an opinion until you FULLY understand. THANK YOU. Bear with me. Not in a writing mood. Where to begin.... I guess it started when I was 4 years old and had this notebook full of what is today known as Pokemon. My grandmother had a little store located here in my hometown called the Close Closet. Before I started Kindergarten, I would spend the day in here store bored out of my mind. But, I had my Pokemon. I would dootle about trying to find ways and inspiration to come up with new ideas like a game for creation, or a cartoon perhaps. Until one day, I walked to the back of the store, in the room where all of her business was conducted, and everything was gone. Now I know what you're thinking, how on earth could a 4 year old come up with a multi-billion dollar idea, right? Well, I can explain everything, but first, on to my creation. Slim Shady. Now I know what you're thinking, how is it possible for a 5 year old to write such wonderful poetry. Well, I can explain that as well. But on to who I am and where my inspiration is from. I live in a town called Greenbrier located in Faulkner County Arkansas. I have green eyes, I'm now 27 years of age, and I have yet to figure out who has stolen my Pokemon or why I haven't been compensated for my lyrical ability. How can I prove it's me behind the lyrics? I have implemented all of my character into writing after my Pokemon where stolen to ensure I can provide proof for everyone. My name O.D. Skudlark and I was born on 01/11/1990. I have green eyes and up until the age of 5 or 6 I had blonde hair. My facial hair will still grow with blonde streaks throughout my face and the occasional orange hair. Thats where Slim Shady is from, blonde hair that turned black. You can also Spell EMINEM and SLIM SHADY by matching the letters of the alphabet to the corresponding numbers in my D.O.B. I mean, who names thier child after a form of death? Well in the eminem song, Hi my name is, the very first line implements my full name and birthday. Let me explain. Keep this in mind as you read, or listen, to the lyrics. Or for that matter, the ENTIRE Slim Shady Lp O.D. Skudlark 01.11.1990 4.0GPA Skul-Dark 01111990- 98.6 the average human body temp. 01-11-1990 - 9 plus 9 equals 18. SO.... 01-11-118, OR, INFINITE! AND MUCH MORE….. O.D. - Eye doctor optometrist /ɒpˈtɒmɪtrɪst/ noun 1. a person who is qualified to examine the eyes and prescribe and supply spectacles and contact lenses Also called (esp Brit) ophthalmic optician Compare optician, ophthalmologist Collins English Dictionary - Complete & Unabridged 2012 Digital Edition © William Collins Sons & Co. Ltd. 1979, 1986 © HarperCollins Publishers 1998, 2000, 2003, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2009, 2012 Cite This Source Hi, kids! Do you like violence? Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? Try 'cid and get f----- up worse than my life is? My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate And Dr. Dre said "Slim Shady, you a basehead!" Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man, you wasted!" Well, since age twelve I felt like I'm someone else ‘Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's t-ts off, and smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross I smoke a fat pound of grass, and fall on my a--- Faster than a fat b---- who sat down too fast Come here, slut! "Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dog!" I don't give a f---, God sent me to piss the world off That’s just the first verse on the first album with only half the evidence highlighted. ALBUM – RELAPSE. My mother used to be a RN. So you have a “RELAPSE” or O.D. ALBUM – RECOVERY. My father is a Journeyman Lineman. As you see on the cover. ALBUM – BAD MEETS EVIL. You can see the ghost skulls floating around as explained above. And this list goes on and on as I can only explain. The star pokemon of the POKEMON show is Pikachu, #25, just as Arkansas is the 25 founded state. Not just that, my brothers birthday falls on March 25. Dragonite: Inspiration? Megadeth a metal band. More explaining on my facebook page. Facebook. Olen David Skudlark Add me if you care at all. I never gave any of this away. It was all stolen from me, which is against the law. I never, never intended to give anything away at all. I intended to capitalize on who I am, my art, and what I had to offer. I have to cut this short because I’m just not feeling it, you know what im sayin. Leave opinions in comments.
May 26, 2017 its not just the lp. Ive spent years writing multiple albums. And many people around me know who the writer is. whether they like or not. it stems through all the albums.
May 26, 2017 Literary genius of our lifetime, or a guy addicted to crack? I'm going to pick neither, dude looks like he f---s kids.
May 26, 2017 Maybe we need to know why there were domestic charges against you? Perhaps your girlfriend/wife/whoever knew you were f---ing kids. I'm sorry but this is more entertaining than the actual first post he made.
May 26, 2017 How could've anyone stolen your stuff if you still have it and told nobody bro? You got schizophrenia or something?
