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Eminem Eminem is actually a Jesus

Started by Hard Klyntar, Jan 1, 2018, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Hard Klyntar
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    Hard Klyntar

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    Jesus can walk on water.
    Watermelons are 92% water.
    so if Eminem walks on watermelons. He's 92% Jesus.
    :kanye3:

    those remaining 8 % is his autism
     
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    Ricky mixtape: 05/16/26

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    Ron Burgundy Still a Grade-A prick.

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    Eminem is actually a Jesus because he’s getting crucified for revival.
     
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    eddie313 The Funeral

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    Yes. Eminem is getting crucified for reviving himself. And he does Walk on Water both in Rap God and Walk on Water.

    In a spiritual way Eminem is Jesus.
     
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    hes a white devil
     
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    reesey What You Looking At This For?

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    If he was Jesus he wouldn't be real
     
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