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Funniest/Weirdest Cole Lines

Started by Rebel★Che, Jul 16, 2015, in Music Add to Reading List

  1. Rebel★Che
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    Rebel★Che I'm The Fat Black Girl Half of the Ying Yang!

    Jul 16, 2015
    I love Jermaine Lamarr Cole but sometimes the s--- he be saying sometimes is off the wall. What's you all's fave off putting lines from any mixtape, album or feature? I'll give my personal fave top 3:

    1). "I'm only f---ing with sistas like incest" - Throw it Up, The Come Up
    2). "Flip the script ya know, kick some s--- that's gon shock her. You're so tall what team do you play for? No b---- I'm a doctor!" - Chris Tucker, Truly Yours II
    3."d-ck so big it's like a foot is in your mouth." Jermiah 'Planes'

    Folks called him cheesy for the last one. I don't know...I laughed my a--- off when I first heard that goofy mess.
     
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

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    "I came out the womb with my d-ck hard":scust:
     
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    6ixgawd Banned

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    Wet dreamz
     
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    Cain

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  5. pluto✰
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Jul 16, 2015
    I go hard, like I just seen some nipples on beyonce
    no disrespect to hov, but if I didn't, I'd be beyond g--
     
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  6. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Jul 16, 2015
    Cole is ya phone on zero percent. Going off.
     
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  7. Fire Squad
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    Fire Squad Boss Don Biggavel

    Jul 16, 2015
    On our section we have a giant list of all his fart/s--- lines throughout his career if anyone wants to whatever reason check that out :laff:

    Kinda taken outta context but "plus my d-ck is like a man with a mind of it's own"
     
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

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    :dead:
     
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

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    I'm fallin like it's Autumn

    Tell your old boyfriend to skate, cause I don't play them X games

    I let you feel like you the s---, but you can't out fart me
     
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

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    Cole heating up like that leftover lasagna

    Wolverine is depressing, I don't wanna be your ex-man

    I let you get on top, I'll be the underline

    No strings attached, like a cordless phone
     
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    Rebel★Che I'm The Fat Black Girl Half of the Ying Yang!

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    Left a n----- out to dry like semen



    :wth:
     
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  12. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

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    wtf :laff:
     
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    Rebel★Che I'm The Fat Black Girl Half of the Ying Yang!

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    I legit cringed when I heard that's straight weird right there

    Tell me is it stalking if I follow her all the way home without her knowing?
     
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    Rebel★Che I'm The Fat Black Girl Half of the Ying Yang!

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    I'm a light skinned Jesus

    :bookah:
     
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    Fire Squad Boss Don Biggavel

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    "b---- I was a grown man when I was 4" :hov2:
     
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    Jasmine

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    "Girl you so bad I know your daddy wish that he could still spank you"

    He just don't give a f--- apparently
     
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    Rebel★Che I'm The Fat Black Girl Half of the Ying Yang!

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    Charlie Work Level 5 Goblin

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    I'd never heard this one. Winner, winner.

    In all fairness, it's just his spin on that "so fine I wanna s--- your daddy's d-ck" Richard Pyror/Biggie line.
     
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    Rebel★Che I'm The Fat Black Girl Half of the Ying Yang!

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    :rockyhmm:.....Yeah I'll take Cole's version.....
     
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    Big Mitch You never made me ran once

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    n----- eat a d-ck, we the s---, no flushin
     
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