Hospitals suck

Started by Grimace, Jul 27, 2020, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Grimace
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    Jul 27, 2020
    Been here since Eleven PM on Saturday when my fiancé’s water broke Still no baby and I’ve been trapped in this hellhole for two days Foods actually good tho
     
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  2. Grimace
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    Share your worst hospital experiences
     
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    Jul 27, 2020
    Getting a chest tube put in without being given any anesthesia. Worst pain I’ve ever felt by far. Wasn’t even an emergency situation, Doctor was just a dumbass.

    Also c-nt nurses trying to deny me pain meds after lung surgery. Those bitches really tried to give me advil.
     
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    Jul 27, 2020
    Damn they are pretty loose with opiates around here
     
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    Gotta love Texas. It was all good though, finally got myself a fentanyl pump by the end of the day.
     
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    Jul 27, 2020
    jesus. advil->fentanyl pump. wtf
     
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    Lmao they didn’t jump straight from advil to fentanyl. They tried morphine first but it barely took the edge off. Had a 4 inch piece of my lung removed. The pump only gave it to me every so often so I wouldn’t go overboard.
     
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    2 years ago had an accident and broke both side of my jaw. The day it happened I thought I just jammed it up bad and slept it off. Next morning trying to bite into an apple was not a smart decision. I wind up ubering the hospital and get there around 11. Get a CT Scan and my results around 2-3pm and they tell me I broke both sides but I need an oral surgeon who they don't have on site so they have to transport me to their "sister" hospital. At this point my phone is dead so i don't really have a choice and have to wait until 8pm for an ambulance transport to this shit hole hospital in Paterson.

    By the time I get there the oral surgeons are done for the day and I have to wait in the ER on a bed next to prisoners handcuffed to theirs. Barely get any sleep, and all they would give me was Motrin for the pain lol. They come in at 730AM and get me to the oral surgeon who of course isn't in my insurance network. At this point I need them to fix it so I say f--k it. Was supposed to take 1 1/2 - 2 hours. Winds up being over 3 hours to wire my mouth shut cause I had some young idiot of a med student doing it. They usually put you out to do this as they're wrapping metal wires around each tooth and clamping your mouth shut. Worse pain ever I wanted to punch this guy in his throat. Ambulance transport wound up costing me 700 out of pocket and the oral surgery was a few grand cause the dipshits sent me to a hospital out of network. USA healthcare is a joke
     
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    Jul 27, 2020
    Spent too much time in hospitals. When I was young I had blocked veins that wasn't diagnosed for nearly a week. I just lied in a bed with no one knowing why it looked like my arm was about to explode.

    Saying that though, last time I was in hospital was to witness the birth of my daughter. That definitely wasn't a bad memory!
     
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    how the f--k were your veins blocked??
     
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    No one knows man. I was literally called a freak of science by 3 nurses and 4 doctors. 2 blocked veins in my right shoulder at the age of 21. Weird!
     
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    Jul 27, 2020
    A hospital literally told my cousin he was fine during three consultations until two months later he went for a fourth and they said the cancer is too far gone to be stopped. They could have saved him had they not been lazy. f--k hospitals.
     
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    Forearms looking like Popeye
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    Jul 27, 2020
    Wow, that's really fucked
     
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    Jul 27, 2020
    Swine flu 2010 I was isolated in my room for 18-19 days :mjcry:
     
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    damn must've been a record amount of likes given out those 18-19 days
     
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    Jul 27, 2020
    Going on day three and they are saying possible c section now hate being trapped in this hellhole
     
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    Jul 28, 2020 at 12:34 AM
    damn. sorry man. hang in there.
     
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    Jul 28, 2020 at 1:25 AM
    I was stuck in a South Korean University Hospital for a week because the left side of my nose was broken and I had to get surgery. None of the gowns fit me and the food was terrible. The nurses did not know how to set up an IV in me and just kept poking me, saying I didn't have good enough veins. I had bruises all on my legs and my arms. Definitely the worst hospital experience i've ever had.
     
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    Jul 28, 2020 at 3:14 AM
    Holy shit. That's horrible. I'm sorry man.
     
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