Eminem I feel bad for Eminem

Started by JMG, Oct 23, 2020, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. JMG
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    JMG

    Oct 23, 2020
    Do you guys ever feel really bad for Em? Dude is just so lonely.. I wish he would find a woman so he could finally be happy. I get sad listening to his made-up love stories and just don't get it? I guess he just so scared of comment but its so unhealthy. To imagine he probably hasn't even got laid since he was married to Kim? I would hope that's not true but it would make sense. Anyone bummed out he hasn't found love yet?
     
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  2. Yeez
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    Yeez Yeez 5.0

    Oct 23, 2020
    He dated a few women but besides kim it doesnt seem like hes ever really had a long term relationship. At least publicly.
     
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  3. Spatula
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    Spatula Relapse is a masterpiece

    Oct 23, 2020
    I feel bad for you
     
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    JMG

    Oct 23, 2020
    He hasn't dated anyone since Kim though.. Just so bizarre in my opinion.
     
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    Chuny DuttyRock

    Oct 23, 2020
    If everything he expressed in his songs about his upbringing, about his childhood, is true then it's no wonder he has so many issues with relationships in general and he prefers to be alone.
     
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  6. parentaladvisory
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    Oct 23, 2020
    Yeah, it's weird. He probably had a few hookers before Relapse, but since he got back at the rap games pedestal... No p---- for Em. That's my guess tho.

    Also, who remembers Kim saying Em's pecker is small?
     
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    JMG

    Oct 23, 2020
    Yeah he even admitted that himself. I guess hes just insecure it's just sad. Imagine sleeping alone for over a decade.
     
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    Chuny DuttyRock

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    You can tell Em has severe self-esteem issues, due to his pennis.
     
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    Maybe that's why he's so mad in his songs lol
     
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  10. Chuny
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    Chuny DuttyRock

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    Yeah try to go over a decade without f---ing a chick and see how good your mood still is, lel.
     
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    JMG

    Oct 23, 2020
    Yeah and the reason he shouts so much. Trying to make up for it. Hes such a loser lol..
     
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    Chuny DuttyRock

    Oct 23, 2020
    With all the money he has, he could have enlarged his d-ck or something to at least feel good about himself.
     
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    He must've sex after Kamikaze, cause he stopped shouting after that, I wonder where his penis landed
     
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    Chuny DuttyRock

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    Probably here?

    [​IMG]
     
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    Oct 23, 2020
    GUYS! GUYS! PLEASE!...keep going I'm about to c-m....
     
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  16. hargydon
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    hargydon No investigation, no right to speak

    Oct 23, 2020
    He said not long ago he’s had a few relationships recently that haven’t worked out.
     
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  17. hargydon
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    hargydon No investigation, no right to speak

    Oct 23, 2020
    Just @ me next time.
     
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    Chuny DuttyRock

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    Exclusive photo of Eminem's relationships that haven't worked out:


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    Oct 23, 2020
    When that dude broke into EMs house, their was the reports of a woman who talked to the cops/called them. But they asked her name be retracted from the statement. But as far as his love songs/made up themes.....every rapper does that lol.
     
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    JMG

    Oct 23, 2020
    It's just kind of pathetic. I'm not even trying to hate on him.. I want him to get laid and have happiness. And he hasn't been in a single relationship since Kim. I googled it.
     
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