Serious I got banned from KTT2. Now what?

Started by paulye, Jul 7, 2020, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. paulye
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    Jul 7, 2020
    I talked about the Las Vegas shooting and how I might've caused it and I told someone to eat a d-ck jokingly.

    What do I do with my life? The Las Vegas shooting f----- me up for good. People have blamed me for the shooting. I can't stop thinking about it.
     
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  2. paulye
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    I mean I almost want to go to prison. That would be justice. I'm responsible for many deaths. And I kinda wanna get tortured. I deserve it. FML
     
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  3. Ricky
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    Jul 7, 2020
    Someone forgot to take meds today I see.
     
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  4. The Moon Man
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    The Moon Man Out of my mind

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    I don't want to take the bait but I also kinda want to hear the story.
     
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    DKC admin of SXN80, notorious marxist messageboard

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    looks like you're stuck here now
     
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  6. paulye
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    I posted a bunch of stuff online on KTT1 in the summer of 2017 and people started talking that I'm Jesus and then I got banned from it. Then I called 911 and said I had written a manifesto on KTT1 so that's how I got everyone's attention and Trump's too. Then I went into a mental hospital. In the news after a while it said that the murder was done by 'this man'. This man referring to a Bible verse I popularised, "If this man were not from God, he could do nothing". So people thought they are from God and they can do anything, including k--- people. I had no idea they would do this. So for a while I thought I'd be going to prison or even get tortured. But then North Korea was shooting missiles and Trump didn't know what to say to Kim. So I came up with 'hey Kim, if you nuke someone, we'll nuke you!'. Trump parroted that to Kim. I potentially saved millions of lives with that direct threat.

    But then the Las Vegas shooting happened just after I had posted a bunch of psychotic stuff online like "people that have died cos of me are heroes" was the worst thing I think I posted. And I got paranoid of Nazis doing shootings so I got everyone worried. So Fox News has been hinting that I caused the shooting subtly.

    So now I don't know what to do with my life cos KTT2 was really important for me. Sxn80 is cool too, but this site has not as many users and many of them are Eminem fans. I'm just kinda suicidal right now. I won't do it tho.
     
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  7. paulye
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    I mean why can't someone just k--- me? There's no point in living. Saving the world was what I was on this Earth to do and I did that already. Now living is pointless. I'm just gonna hurt more people and cause even more deaths maybe cos I'm so immature I have to tell my story everywhere and spread that Bible verse further.
     
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  8. paulye
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    Maybe I should go to Vegas and pay someone to s---t me twice in the head. That way I could be at peace. Unless I'm going to h---, where I'll suffer for eternity. That's an unfair punishment for me, but life and death is not about fairness I guess.
     
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  9. paulye
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    I still think I am from God tho. God used me to save the world.
     
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  10. paulye
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    f--- it. I'm calling the Las Vegas police again to try to convince them to put me in prison.
     
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    :currydead:
     
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  12. paulye
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    They had a long list of what number to press so I hung up. I'm just gonna go to a mental hospital here in Finland.
     
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  13. Boos
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    Good idea
     
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    Please get some help. Seriously.
     
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    God does love you. Right now the devil has control of you and you must repent
     
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    :what22:
     
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  17. paulye
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    I am here in the hospital but a guy said that I might not be going to mental hospital and might just have weekly appointments with a psychologist.
     
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    If you were in any real danger they be knocking at your door right now
     
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    They don't wanna punish me cos I solved the North Korea crisis, potentially saving millions of lives
     
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  20. paulye
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    And now I have a thing on my phone screen i cant get rid of. FML
     
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