Eminem If Eminem dissed you

Started by attila, Oct 7, 2018, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. attila
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    Oct 7, 2018
    If you were a rapper & Eminem disses on Kamikaze what would you say?

    Write a rap dissing him.

    Rap name : aquaman lol


    Here goes mine

    Yo, it’s time murder this white boy
    Like a baby in a toy store
    Just keeps coming back for more
    Heard Kamikaze
    That’s s--- is whacker than Fifty
    You stay busy in the studio
    Trying to please every fan
    Knowing that you will never be the man you use to be
    You ain’t the real slim shady anymore
    Your music is f---ing poor
    You can use your pen on a pad
    & write your corny lines till your fingers are sore
    But just knowing no matter what it’ll end up being a bore
    Tired of you recycling the same old lines
    Mother f---er survives a drug overdose
    And thinks he is some rap god
    You weren’t even a god back then when you had a squad (d12)
    I got so much to say against you
    So I’m gonna end this here
    Before I mention a certain somebody


    Your turn
     
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  2. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Oct 7, 2018
    His beard is weird
     
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  3. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Oct 7, 2018
    Out of this world rhyme scheme
     
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  4. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Oct 7, 2018
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  5. Pyrex
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    Pyrex I turn the stage into a barren wasteland

    Oct 7, 2018
    "Rap name : aquaman lol"
     
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  6. aleeex1923
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    Oct 7, 2018
    <--- READS THREAD

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  7. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Oct 7, 2018
    if he dissed me i'd punch him in the head
     
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  8. attila
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    Oct 7, 2018
    Yah I know corny lmao, it was pretty much a rush thread, not really my rap name
     
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  9. RG9
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    RG9

    Oct 7, 2018
    Bro I see your tactics. Reply with the most intricate rhyme schemes filled with triple entendres so Em will spend years analysing it and never get round to actually replying bc you know he’s a nerd for that s---. Genius.

    Just look at the rhyming

    :sweatt:

    (Let me know if I missed any bc it’s probably impossible to catch it all at first glance)

     
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  10. attila
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    Oct 7, 2018
    On the real though, I really wanna try and become a rapper. I know I need to extend my vocabulary though, can someone give me a good video or something on how to write rhymes, punchlines, metaphors etc?
     
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  11. M.I.C.
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    Oct 7, 2018
    Make fun of him for being awkward when talking about sex, say he hasn't had sex since Hailey was conceived. Call Hailey a whor-, say he's the most overrated rapper in the history of music and more than half of his catalog is absolute s---. Call out his racist tapes, claim he murdered proof and make fun of bizarre a little bit. Not sure why rappers have so much trouble with this.
     
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  12. Charlie Work
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    Charlie Work Level 5 Goblin

    Oct 7, 2018
    Yo Em, I'm growin' but it still ain't sproutin'
    Peach fuzz lookin' scuzz now matter how I style it
    Plus it's patchy and barely meets every time I'm smilin'
    Not really a beard, s--- looks like I thousand islands
     
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  13. snypz
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    Oct 7, 2018
    Scathing. Lets not forget that Kim broke his nose too, also how he was to p---- to respond to Royce when they were beefing.
     
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  14. attila
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    Sitting here smoking this vape mod
    Thinking of rhymes
    so that one day I can become a rap god
    So that my friends can have something for there head to nod
    Or lay in the bed with there wifey
    While they play with there a--- and ti--ies


    Lol!!!!

    I give up
     
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  15. Him Shadow
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    Him Shadow Nightcrawler

    Oct 7, 2018
    verse:
    I saw that re-up cover you drew
    Better stick to rap and mountain dew

    hook:
    you rap better
    I draw better
     
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  16. JIGGA MANE
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    Oct 7, 2018
    OP def corniest cac on this website next to @Loser
     
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  17. WhiteThinDuke
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    Oct 7, 2018
    looooooooooool
     
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  18. attila
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    Nah bro, I thought you took that spot a long time ago
     
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  19. JIGGA MANE
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    Yeah just fall back on the good ol “no u”
     
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  20. attila
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    Oct 7, 2018
    Well I don’t put much thought into my post when I’m interacting with a r-----.
     
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