Oct 7, 2018

If you were a rapper & Eminem disses on Kamikaze what would you say?

Write a rap dissing him.

Rap name : aquaman lol


Here goes mine

Yo, it’s time murder this white boy
Like a baby in a toy store
Just keeps coming back for more
Heard Kamikaze
That’s s--- is whacker than Fifty
You stay busy in the studio
Trying to please every fan
Knowing that you will never be the man you use to be
You ain’t the real slim shady anymore
Your music is f---ing poor
You can use your pen on a pad
& write your corny lines till your fingers are sore
But just knowing no matter what it’ll end up being a bore
Tired of you recycling the same old lines
Mother f---er survives a drug overdose
And thinks he is some rap god
You weren’t even a god back then when you had a squad (d12)
I got so much to say against you
So I’m gonna end this here
Before I mention a certain somebody


Your turn

 

Oct 7, 2018

His beard is weird

 

Oct 7, 2018

Out of this world rhyme scheme

 

Oct 7, 2018

 

Oct 7, 2018

"Rap name : aquaman lol"

 

Oct 7, 2018

<--- READS THREAD

 

Oct 7, 2018

if he dissed me i'd punch him in the head

 

Oct 7, 2018

Yah I know corny lmao, it was pretty much a rush thread, not really my rap name

 

Oct 7, 2018

Bro I see your tactics. Reply with the most intricate rhyme schemes filled with triple entendres so Em will spend years analysing it and never get round to actually replying bc you know he’s a nerd for that s---. Genius.

Just look at the rhyming



(Let me know if I missed any bc it’s probably impossible to catch it all at first glance)

 

Oct 7, 2018

On the real though, I really wanna try and become a rapper. I know I need to extend my vocabulary though, can someone give me a good video or something on how to write rhymes, punchlines, metaphors etc?

 

Oct 7, 2018

Make fun of him for being awkward when talking about sex, say he hasn't had sex since Hailey was conceived. Call Hailey a whor-, say he's the most overrated rapper in the history of music and more than half of his catalog is absolute s---. Call out his racist tapes, claim he murdered proof and make fun of bizarre a little bit. Not sure why rappers have so much trouble with this.

 

Oct 7, 2018

Yo Em, I'm growin' but it still ain't sproutin'
Peach fuzz lookin' scuzz now matter how I style it
Plus it's patchy and barely meets every time I'm smilin'
Not really a beard, s--- looks like I thousand islands

 

Oct 7, 2018

Scathing. Lets not forget that Kim broke his nose too, also how he was to p---- to respond to Royce when they were beefing.

 

Oct 7, 2018

Sitting here smoking this vape mod
Thinking of rhymes
so that one day I can become a rap god
So that my friends can have something for there head to nod
Or lay in the bed with there wifey
While they play with there a--- and ti--ies


Lol!!!!

I give up

 

Oct 7, 2018

verse:
I saw that re-up cover you drew
Better stick to rap and mountain dew

hook:
you rap better
I draw better

 

Oct 7, 2018

OP def corniest cac on this website next to @Loser

 

Oct 7, 2018

looooooooooool

 

Oct 7, 2018

Nah bro, I thought you took that spot a long time ago

 

Oct 7, 2018

Yeah just fall back on the good ol “no u”

 

Oct 7, 2018

Well I don’t put much thought into my post when I’m interacting with a r-----.