Eminem If you were to spend some time alone with Eminem...

Started by Suki, May 22, 2017, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Suki
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    Suki "Got room for one more?"

    May 22, 2017
    What would you do? What would you ask him? Honestly I'd be so nervous I wouldn't know what to say. Maybe "I love your music and I'm a huge fan!" and give him a warm, big hug if he'd let me.
     
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  2. PistolPistol
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    PistolPistol Inappropriate? So be it. I don't see it..

    May 22, 2017
    Probably tell him I'm the son that he never knew he had
    Or cousin
     
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  3. pluto✰
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    May 22, 2017
    i wouldnt

    but if i was forced to, id be the polar opposite of a yes man, find some krazy glue and attach some headphones to his ears and force him to listen to sslp for 96 hours
     
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  4. sandro
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    May 22, 2017
    Tell him he needs to stop doubting himself then proceed to show examples of confidence in his old music vs now.
     
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  5. Suki
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    Suki "Got room for one more?"

    May 22, 2017
    Hmmm, I'm guessing you're not a big fan... :allears:
     
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  6. pluto✰
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    May 22, 2017
    did I say that?
     
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  7. Suki
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    Suki "Got room for one more?"

    May 22, 2017
    No it was just a guess; mostly a question.
     
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  8. TheResponderUno
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    May 22, 2017
    I'd be super laid back and toss him a gerbil to nibble on his a------.
     
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  9. shadyslim555
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    May 22, 2017
    Is the correct non h--- answer!

    Just be real without being a d-ck.
     
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  10. Xmipod
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    May 22, 2017
    Id tell him to fire paul and let his artists on his record actually release and make music how they want - including him
     
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  11. Suki
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    Suki "Got room for one more?"

    May 22, 2017
    I'm surprised to not read the hormonal female users posting on how would f--- his brains out or express their r----fantasy stories yet. However I know it's just a matter of time. *Waits* :popcorn:
     
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  12. Spatula
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    Spatula Relapse is a masterpiece

    May 22, 2017
    I'd tell him 8 Mile is his best song and he should perform it live, Relapse was great and then I'd ask him to play me something new and I'd promise not to tell anyone what I heard.
     
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  13. Floatplug
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    May 22, 2017
    Please force hot box the room as well
     
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  14. froboy6942
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    May 25, 2017
    Get a picture, autograph, and ask him to tell me some crazy stories that have happened during his career.
     
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  15. Fitzy
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    Fitzy BeliGOAT

    May 25, 2017
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  16. Ron Burgundy
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    Ron Burgundy I roll up like the bottom of a toothpaste tube.

    May 25, 2017
    I'd lock him in my basement.

    :stan:
     
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  17. Chaotic Progress
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    Chaotic Progress MMIII APR 26

    May 25, 2017
    Tell him I think he's a total genius, that Relapse is amazing and ask why did he start doing pop singles and diluting his albums, and selling his music to trailers so late into his career... When he doesn't need to, for fame or $.
     
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  18. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    May 25, 2017
    I'd f--- him in the a---.
     
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    May 25, 2017
    I'd blow him. Aggressively. And let him c-m in my mouth.
     
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  20. DetroitDGAF
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    DetroitDGAF Locked in Mariah’s Wine Cellar

    May 25, 2017
    Ask him for a copy of relapse 2


    Then probably leak it on s80
     
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