Eminem In defense of Eminem's stupid puns

Started by Spatula, Dec 18, 2017, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Spatula
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    It's common, and I've been guilty of it myself, to be frustrated when Eminem makes a stupid, corny pun in a song. But we need to think about it from this angle: Eminem knows it's stupid, he just has that goofy sense of humor. He called his own lines stupid. But its not like he's attempting to do something profound, his goal is the "wtf" reaction from us. Like you laugh at your friends dumb jokes, this is meant to provoke the same response. It is funny because it is stupid, and we all know its stupid..

    When he really wants to do a clever line hes more than capable. But the man likes to crack dumb jokes that rhyme. It's all just silly fun. Theres a subreddit for s-----y pickup lines where Eminem would be the king.
     
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    reesey What You Looking At This For?

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    So this is a big joke
     
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    I don't have to defend good artists lyrics
     
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    What am I, M Solo?
     
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    Yes? That one was obvious
     
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    reesey What You Looking At This For?

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    There goes my childhood, I really thought he stuck a gerbil up his a---
     
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    You wish
     
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  8. Groovy Tony
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    You have to defend Biggies many gay lyrics
     
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    Many gay lyrics?

    And I don't have to defend s---. Eminem has r----- puns on almost every song.
     
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    "r----- puns"
     
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    *sets up a pun for 8 lines*

    SO BASICALLY, YOU ATE OFF HITLER
     
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    Adolf hitler

    Get it?
    [​IMG]
     
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    Groovy tony still google searching for any thing Biggie ever said that could be called a "gay lyric"
     
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    I'd rather f--- RuPaul before I f--- them ugly a--- xscape b------s
    :lmaooo:
     
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    ^oh well he tried
     
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  16. Backroad Bobby
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    His puns are dad level at this point. Just gotta accept hes a cornball nerdy white dude that thinks hes funny.
     
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    Oh look it's the old 'haha Em is just a goofy guy and likes to joke around' defense again.
     
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    I dont think he thinks hes funny tbh.

    Thats whats funny


    :rockyhmm:I think
     
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    "Kidnap kids.....f--- em in they a--- then throw them off a bridge"

    "You look so good ill s--- on your daddys d-ck"

    "Anytme you're ready mister cee we're gonna get hardcore on these h---s"

    "n----s say im p---- I dare you to stick your d-ck in this"

    "n----s press their luck in and get a butt f--- in straight up the a--- raw dog with the rash"

    "Got your father hidin him my room f----- him with a broom"

    @Big Dangerous defend this s---
     
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    Yeah man this is very comparable to Eminem where you have to apologize and look over AT MINIMUM one line on every song
     
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