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Eminem Kamikaze's best bars

Started by DontKnow, Sep 8, 2018, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. DontKnow
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    DontKnow

    Sep 8, 2018
    Yo guys i've thought this could be a nice idea.. With this thread i just want to create a sort of "collection" of Kamikaze's best bars.
    I ask you to post some genius bars as most of y'all have been posting these ones all over the "kamikaze out now thread".
    This way we can have many genius bars close to each other with double or triple entendre.
    Come on guyz. @StanSXN
     
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    DontKnow

    Sep 8, 2018
    I want to start with:

    Hold the mic similar to pistol, squeeze
    And I s---t from the hip when I grip them things
    And my lips and the clips got the cig lit like it's nicotine
    Trigger me and Slim gets mean (prr!)
    Bars are like bullets when I spit them schemes
    That's why I call the MFers M16's
     
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  3. SleepyGhost
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    Hey Em, It's Paul. Umm, I listened to the new album. Umm, are you really gonna just reply to everybody who you don't like what they have to say, uh, about you or the stuff you're working on? I mean, I don't know if that's really a great idea, it's-it's like, what's next?Kamikaze 2, the album where you reply to everybody who didn't like the album that you made replying to everybody that didn't like the previous album? It's a slippery slope. I-I don't know if it's a really good idea. Umm, anyway, hit me back.
     
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    Sorry for premitaded murder. I didnt mean it.
     
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  5. JEB
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    Manic states, Stephen Paddock with automatic stay sprayin'
    At anything that may stand in they way
    As I stand at the bay window with a hand grenade
    And a trey eight, at the Mandalay Bay
    Common sense, I'm a dollar short and a day late
    James Holmes at the Saturday Batman matinee
    Must have missed my cat-scan that day
     
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    Off the chain like Kala Brown is the best one.
     
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    DontKnow

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    Even when I'm getting brain, you'll never catch me with a THOUGHT (THOT)
     
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    Sep 8, 2018
    M16 by far
     
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    best bar ever. delivery is flawless
     
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    But sayin' I no longer got it
    'Cause you missed the line and never caught it
    'Cause it went over your head, because you're too stupid to get it
    'Cause you're mentally r-----ed, but pretend to be the smartest
    With your expertise and knowledge, but you'll never be an artist

    These lines sum up the entire album and the involution of hip-hop listeners. Eminem is too complex for these millennials kids.
     
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    I inspired the hopsins:sweatt:
     
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    Still the same Marshall, that outlaw
    That they say as a writer (rider) might've fell off
    I'm back on that bull like the cowboys

    f--- it, I'm goin' for the jugular (juggler)
    s--- is a circus, you clowns that are comin' up
    Don't give an ounce of a motherfuck
    About the ones that were here before you that made rap
    Let's recap, way back, MC's that wreak havoc on tape decks
    ADATs, where the G Rap's and Kane's at?
    We need 3 stacks ASAP and bring Masta Ace back
     
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    Ron Burgundy I roll up like the bottom of a toothpaste tube.

    Sep 8, 2018
    *Em16s
     
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    DontKnow

    Sep 8, 2018
    I fckin love the delivery and the flow in this part of 3rd verse of Fall d---

    But you would think I'm carryin' a Oxford dictionary in my pocket
    How I'm buryin' these artists
    On a scale of 'turnt' you're 'minus'
    Mine says 'very', yours says 'hardly'
    And what's scary is you probably can compare me to your car 'cause I'm just barely gettin' started (woo)
    And far as Lord Jamar, you better leave me the h--- alone
    Or I'll show you an Elvis clone
    Walk up in this house you own, thrust my pelvic bone
    Use your telephone and go fetch me the remote
    Put my feet up and just make myself at home
    I belong here, clown, don't tell me 'bout the culture
    I inspired the Hopsins, the Logics, the Coles, the
    Seans, the K-Dots, the 5'9"s, and oh
    Brought the world 50 Cent, you did squat, piss and moan
    But I'm not gonna fall… b----!
     
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    Spatula Relapse is a masterpiece

    Sep 8, 2018
    The whole album is one large collection of amazing bars

    Now you see why I dont sleep
    Not even a wink, I dont blink
    I dont dose off, i dont even nod to the beats
    I dont even close my eyes when i sneeze
     
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    Maybe "Stan" just isn't your cup of tea (get it)
    Maybe your cup's full of syrup and lean
    Maybe I need to stir up s---, preferably
    Shake the world up if it were up to me
    Paul wants me to chill, y'all want me to ill
    I should eat a pill, probably I will
    Old me k--- the new me, watch him bleed to death
    I breathe on the mirror, I don't see my breath
    Possibly I'm dead, I must be possessed
    Like an evil spell, I'm E-V-I-L (evil but spelled)

    The delivery & anger on this >>>>
     
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    the entire lucky me verse tbh
     
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    Sep 8, 2018
    We have nothing in common except I'm a d-ck and you s---! :')
     
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    Goat
     
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    Dunno about 'bars' but this is beautiful

    I'ma wash away my sins
    I'ma rinse away this dirt
    I forgot to make amends
    To all the friends I may have hurt
    I better stop and say my grace
    From that I pray that I don't fall
    'Cause on the way back down I may
    End up runnin' back into them all
    I never meant to use you all as my stepping stones
     
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