"Light Skin Chunes" Chat Thread

Started by Mike Tyson, May 19, 2016, in Music Add to Reading List

  1. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    May 19, 2016
    In loving memory of @Cruz ... Retired, but never forgotten...

    In this thread, we share and discuss all light skin R&B and rap anthems by the best this genre has to offer. To join this exclusive club of light skins, you must:
    1. Have caught feelings so strong after the 3rd date, that you suggest the two of you are getting married.
    2. Cried in front of your girl at least once.
    3. Cried over your exes, and hit them up during or 30 minutes after
    4. Threatened to beat up your girl's ex, or the random n----- who said hello in passing to your girl
    5. You must have sat with your friends and talked about the b------s that you almost had.
    6. You must have either ate a---, or are open to one day eating a--- in the future.

    Light Skin Approved Artists:
    You must have at least 2 projects by each of these artists in your iTunes
    1. Chris Brown
    2. Jeremih
    3. Ty Dolla $ign
    4. Drake
    5. Trey Songz
    6. Usher
    7. Miguel
    8. Justin Timberlake
    9. Justin Bieber
    10. Roy Woods
    11. Tory Lanez
    12. The Dream
    13. Ne-Yo
    14. Frank Ocean
    15. Mario
    16. Lloyd

    Light Skin Banned Artists
    under no circumstances can you listen to these artists, if you are caught doing so, you are kicked out of our exclusive club
    1. Bryson Tiller
    2. Simha

    Members
    1. @Mike Tyson
    2. @Poohdini
    3. @Flacko
    4. @Kvp187
    5. @Iceman
    6. @ThyNeighbour
    7. @Squid
    8. @Fire Squad
    9. @FullSpeed
    10. @Soldier
    11. @Deadpool
    12. @IZZO
    13. @efuru


    Mention me to be added, you don't have to actually be light skin. You just need to fit the stereo type.

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  2. Flacko
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

    May 19, 2016
    In for tiller shade

    And yo Jeremih & Ty don't get the respeck they deserve
     
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  3. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    May 19, 2016


    this my fav chune rn
     
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  4. Poohdini
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    Poohdini MVP MVP

    May 19, 2016
    Me and Tyson talked extensively about this but the fact that this is the only Drake/Chris Brown song is a loss for us all.
     
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  5. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    May 19, 2016
    Also as self appointed leader of the light skins, I make it my first action to thread ban @Narsh

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  6. Poohdini
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    May 19, 2016
    Accurate af.:views:
     
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  7. Nav Bhatia
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    Nav Bhatia Bitch, be humble

    May 19, 2016
    We need the goat lite skin @Cruz in here
     
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  8. Narsh
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    May 19, 2016
    you didnt tho

    as a typical light skinned a--- punjabi u were just flexing

    get ur s--- together
     
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  9. Dread or Alive
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    Dread or Alive Kamikaze should've been released 3 years ago

    May 19, 2016
    you avoiding my thread @Narsh?
    come say hi
     
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  10. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    May 19, 2016
    I tried but it said you can't ban staff fk u
     
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  11. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    May 19, 2016
    I ain't seen him in so long I think he retired :emoji_slight_frown:
     
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  12. Nav Bhatia
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    Nav Bhatia Bitch, be humble

    May 19, 2016
    Listening to marvins room with ur boys should be another requirement. "Sit n talk bout b------s that we almooooost had"
     
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  13. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    May 19, 2016
    Lmao Ima add that one when I'm not on mobile no more
     
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  14. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    May 19, 2016
    Suggest some other approved artists too
     
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  15. Nav Bhatia
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    Nav Bhatia Bitch, be humble

    May 19, 2016
    If we goin the classics, Craig David, usher, Ryan Leslie :wow2:
     
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  16. AvB
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    AvB

    May 19, 2016
    trey songz gets the b------s moist :whew:
     
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  17. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    May 19, 2016
    I ban myself from this thread for forgetting trey songz
     
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  18. AvB
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    AvB

    May 19, 2016
    Here to help :daps:
     
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  19. AvB
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    AvB

    May 19, 2016
    Oh forgot Miguel :lawd:
     
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  20. Thy
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    Thy 000000

    May 19, 2016
    smartphones, dumb s--- :wow2:
     
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