Jay Zeus
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About Jay Zeus

  • Aug 7, 2011
  • Last Activity: Apr 25, 2024 at 5:19 PM

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    1. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Nov 2, 2016
      Say that they got power. I'm like, "f--- your pull, man." Arrive with The Bends like Thom Yorke diving full-glance into a fuel can.
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    2. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Nov 2, 2016
      I wish I could bring Margaret Sanger back alive so I could desecrate and embarrass her completely to the point that she commits suicide.
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      1. Charlie Work
        Charlie Work Nov 2, 2016
        I wish your mother practiced birth control more regularly.
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      2. Jay Zeus
        Jay Zeus Nov 2, 2016
        Well, too bad she didn't and you have to deal with me, You Tiger Snatch Charlie Horse Face havin' MFer.
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    3. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Nov 2, 2016
      Dwayne MIchael Carter is the definition of a Step-and-Fetch n----.
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    4. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Nov 1, 2016
      No such thing as a Top Notch Hoe. But Z-Ro did his thang when he sampled Chad Butler's part on Big Pimpin', n'yucca. That's it really.
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    5. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Oct 29, 2016
      I'm about to diss Cudi, too. Omg. It's 'bout to be fire, cuh.
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    6. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Oct 29, 2016
      "Knowin' that the bad b----, SHE GAHHHHHT IT! Know that she gaht it, I know that she gaht it, I KNOW THAT SHE GAHHHHHHHT IT!!!!"
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    7. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Oct 28, 2016
      Hoe a--- n----s is realer than any song a Rapper could even dream of dropping in his prime. Anderson got this music s--- on lock, b------s.
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    8. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Oct 28, 2016
      Facebook for f--- n----s and b------s.
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    9. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Oct 26, 2016
      Yo' s--- outdated. My s--- upgraded.
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    10. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Oct 25, 2016
      "If You're Reading This, Fluoride's Contained In Toothpaste."
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    11. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Oct 25, 2016
      Alright. I get it. I'm just another forum member in a message board. In other words, we're all just an Aggregate of Koolo's Sperm Firm".
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      1. Lucy
        Lucy Oct 25, 2016
        i don't think you do "get it" though
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      2. Jay Zeus
        Jay Zeus Oct 25, 2016
        Coco, do you even think? Ever?
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      3. Lucy
        Lucy Oct 25, 2016
        nah never done that before
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    12. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Oct 25, 2016
      TFW you realize ya last 5 statuses were disingenuously liked. Why am I not surprised? Trolls everywhere. No real love for a gentleman.
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      2. Deadpool
        Deadpool Oct 25, 2016
        its aight man tell us how u really feel
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      3. Lucy
        Lucy Oct 25, 2016
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      4. Jay Zeus
        Jay Zeus Oct 25, 2016
        f---ing f---.
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    13. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Oct 24, 2016
      Necrotic, lugubrious, macabre s---'s what I usually spit. Anonymously anomalous dominance never dubious. Ya mom thick as this doobie is.
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    14. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Oct 24, 2016
      1 Won't Do. And 2 is not enough for me. NO!
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    15. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Oct 24, 2016
      2 Birds 1 Stone. Okay, Drake. Really want Cudi to be able to respond, but I really doubt it. He'll probably apologize. Meh.
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    16. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Oct 24, 2016
      Dammit Marisa Mendez. Why do you not have any self-respect? Seriously.
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    17. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Oct 24, 2016
      f--- Nothing Was The Same. And f--- your opinion. Would rather listen to Find Your Love with a gun to my head, 24 hours straight.
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    18. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Oct 21, 2016
      "Yeah, shaowdeh say she waownt uh RI-DER! I can be that and much more like a PROVIDER! I can PROVIDE HER!"
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    19. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Oct 21, 2016
      "MBD2-and-a-Half. The Appetizer. Know y'all waitin' on that Domain Pain. I just had to hit you n----s off with a little street treat."
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    20. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Oct 21, 2016
      Definitely gon' serenade wifey with that Dionne Warwick "I Think You Need Love" joint. Classic s---. G's UPPPPPPPPPP! As in gentlemen.
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