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Started by reservoirGod, Sep 26, 2018, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Sep 26, 2018
    ... the old fellas ask me about how they should feel about transgenders in this day and age...


    I say, "look, transgenders are a lot like computers... remember the first time you got a computer back in the 80's? It was very clunky... kinda ugly and you really didn't know what to do with it or even if you needed one... it didn't really go with your furniture so you ended up keeping it in your garage and fiddling with it after your wife and kids went to sleep...

    The you have the really sleek sexy ones now days that seem to do everything for you and you think you can't live without them... you were embarrassed by your hobby in the 80's that's why you kept it in the gatage... now you are proud of it and take it to Starbucks to show it off and see if other guys get jealous and wonder what kind of upgrades it has.

    It's like that... a whole new world."
     
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  2. Lil Wayne
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    Lil Wayne Tha Carter V

    Sep 26, 2018
    does that mean you'd b--- a tranny res?

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  3. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Sep 26, 2018
    Not enough USB ports imo
     
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  4. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Sep 26, 2018
    I like chicks who are around 4'9", 4'10"... got a big ol' a--- and wear a bra that's like 32 GG to H cup filled up with some natural ti--ies and done had 3 or 4 kids... so probably not.
     
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  5. Australia
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    Sep 26, 2018
    res is like your rambling deadshit uncle. sits there bragging about s--- nobody cares about or telling stories he thinks is funny but are just weird and gay.
     
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  6. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Sep 26, 2018
    Coco is like your uncle who molested you.
     
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    Sep 26, 2018
    ;0
     
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  8. Zebedee
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    Zebedee Banned

    Sep 26, 2018
    "the old fellas ask me" you aint fooling no one nathan.

    you are one of those old fellas lol.
     
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  9. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Sep 26, 2018
    No way, Bruh. I'm young af. Did the Tide Pod challenge 3 times last year... never catch me not flipping and rotating my fidget spinner.
     
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