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Eminem Relapse Review

Started by SWERVO, Dec 12, 2016, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. SWERVO
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    SWERVO big cuntry's alias

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    As far as underrated albums go Relapse is up there for me. This album has gotten so much hate by everyone including Em himself. But beneath the accents and Horrocore subject matter Relapse is IMO Eminem’s most technically sound album and is f---ing hilarious (I have a dark sense of Humor). its My Favourite Em album and ive listened to it hundreds of times So I might be a bit Bias, But i’m trying to be objective.

    Track by Track
    1. 3 AM 7.5/10- Really captures the Horrocore Theme, Good Intro
    2. My Mom 6 /10 – Annoying voice, Very average Beat, Good story
    3. Insane 8.5/10 – Hilarious AF, Decent beat, Great Flow
    4. Bagpipes from Baghdad 6.5/10 – Wack beat, Funny Lyrics, Decent flow
    5. Hello 10/10 – Clean production, Dope flow, Bumps when seshing
    6. Same song and Dance 9.5/10 – Weird but Great Story, Good beat, Great Flow
    7. We Made you 7.5/10 – Hilarious but that’s all it has going for it
    8. Medicine ball 9.5/10 – IMO funniest song OAT, Good Beat, Sick flow
    9. Stay Wide Awake 10/10 – Maybe the Best Rhyme Scheme I’ve ever Heard
    10. Old Times sake 8/10 – Great Verse & Beat from Dre, Good break from
      The Horrocore feel of the album, good b-----r
    11. Must be the Ganja 8/10 – Unique Beat, Good to get high to, good flow, nonsense Lyrics
    12. Deja Vu 9.5/10 – Meaningful song about Ems Drug addiction, Gives perspective on what its like to be an addict
    13. Beautiful 6.5/10 – Cheesy AF, but has good points, doesnt fit in with the albums sound
    14. Crack a Bottle 9.5/10 – Amazing Hook, Great features, Great Beat, Great b-----r while still fitting in the album sound
    15. Underground 9/10 – Holy f--- that intro, Great Beat Lyrics
    16. My Darling 4/10 – f--- this song
    17. Careful What you wish for 8/10 – Introspective song, Good Outro
    Conclusion
    This album is Horrocore at its Finest, He executes the theme of serial Killers r--- and murder perfectly throughout the album, which is probably what turns off most people along with the accents.

    Relapse also has Eminem best flows/ Rhyme schemes, notably Stay Wide Awake. Its also very introspective and touches on his drug addiction and Trouble in his personal life.
    The Production By Dre Is great but there is a few wack a--- beats on this Album. and the skits are great.

    Mathematical Score: 137.5/170
    Average: 8.1/10

    My Rating 8.5/10
     
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    wow ura fa----
     
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    Well my freinds and I all sesh and vibe to Hello all the time, just because you cant doesnt mean nobody can
     
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  4. Lucy
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    Dec 12, 2016
    wow ur first page on google when you search Eminem relapse review
     
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    cant argue with that one
     
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    lets make this even more fun
     
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    great review
     
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    oh this is a serious thread [​IMG]
     
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    thanks man. i put a lot of time and thought into this. i love relapse so i figured i'd review my favorite album of all time.
     
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    no problem bro get rid of that mumble rapper avi tho :dead: f--- u thinking s----s emberrassing
     
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    lyrical rap is the best but i love some bubble gum rap in my life
     
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    :ohno: ahh cant blame u on that i too go to the dark side at times
     
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    lyrics for my mom 10/10 @YDB u fakket. atleast bump the rating to a 7.5 atleast
    https://forum.sectioneighty.com/posts/2027416/
     
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    My rating of your rating:
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    Honestly think Hello, My Mom, Deja Vu, Old Times Sake, Same Song And Dance & Careful What U Wish for are pretty enjoyable TBH
     
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    Troll thread

    Relapse is terrible easily one of the worst albums ever made
     
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    now I know what to do If 'The Purge' happens irl
     
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