Sell your city

Started by SHUDEYE, Aug 3, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. SHUDEYE
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    Location: Melbourne, Australia

    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Aug 3, 2017
    Sell your city. If you were told to suggest the coolest s--- to do to a foreigner or your favourite elements of your city, what would you say?

    Great for sport?
    Great for adventure?
    Looks great?
    Safe?

    You get the drift. I'll do one later for mine.
     
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  2. Sqrt Sqrt
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    Aug 3, 2017
    No one wants to buy Columbus
     
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  3. The Gooch
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Aug 3, 2017
    If you like inbreds, we got them
     
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  4. Five Star
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    Aug 3, 2017
    It's only the sixth most dangerous city in Iowa.
     
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  5. kidkuro
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    kidkuro local black man

    Aug 3, 2017
    You know it's hard to sell my city because its name is f---ing "Old Bridge"...like it's about as boring as it sounds.
     
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  6. Cunner
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    Cunner belter skelter

    Aug 3, 2017
    voted most livable city in the world 7 years in a row :jr:
     
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  7. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Found a new way to flow

    Aug 3, 2017
    Churches galore and serial killers.

    Also wineries.
     
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  8. icecube
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    icecube West Coast is the Best Coast

    Aug 3, 2017
    London.

    Nuff said.
     
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  9. Mudkip
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    Mudkip RIP 3PAC

    Aug 3, 2017
    its has the second least amount of black people in the entire us!

    and people love lobsters!
     
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  10. JMG
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    JMG Teflon

    Aug 3, 2017
    I envy you.
     
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  11. Mimi
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Aug 3, 2017
    Super safe
    medieval architecture throughout city
    UNESCO listed city
    I live here
    cheap beers
    1 day stop for tourists to see sights
    Close to other major (Amsterdam + Paris) cities
     
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  12. Lil Squeed
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

    Aug 3, 2017
    big ol' d----s
     
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  13. Step Daddy
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    Aug 3, 2017
    My city got the best weed (snoop dogg even complimented it)..... and we get a lot of earth quakes
     
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  14. Enigma
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    Enigma Civil liberties > Police safety

    Aug 3, 2017
    SF is pretty great for all of the above tbh. We have two well-known sport franchises (Giants and 49ers) with great histories. It'll be 3 soon when Golden State comes to SF. City is relatively small in landscape but there are a lot iconic places to go (golden gate bridge, golden gate park, fishermans warf, etc.). It's a city on a peninsula so it does look really nice -- especially at night. It's relatively safe when compared to other big cities (LA, New York, Chicago etc.). Obviously there are places in the city where you probably don't want to walk into at night but that's with every big city.

    The best part of SF though is by far the food. The city is so diverse among ethnic/racial lines that we have some of the best Asian/Hispanic/European food you could possibly eat.
     
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  15. Sign Language
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    Sign Language We miss you Screw

    Aug 3, 2017
    Just recently got back from a 9 day vacation there. Lovely city!
     
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  16. Caslon
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    Caslon covered n moe

    Aug 3, 2017
    its a small idyllic valley by norways biggest lake, engulfed in sharp verdant green forests, unmatched by any other place on earth. the air is so refreshing, any other place feels like ur inhaling farts in comparison to it

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    fishing is amazing, with the possibility of 20kg freshwater brown trout, or pike if you really want a fight. if thats not your fit, you can get a boat and lounge with a good bottle of rosé feeling the gentle breeze run through your hair

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    the people are hospitable, and incredibly patient; they're never in a hurry. hit someone up and ask how they're doing and they'll probably invite you over "sometime later today or smthn". you have so much space, but with potential and ambition very close. Oslo is just an hour ish by train, so running a business with great reach is no problem at all. And since you live in norway, you make a lot more than most other countries, which in return makes your vacations super cheap if you feel like traveling to inferior places for variation. Did i also mention that property is super cheap for norwegian income standards?

    even though norway isnt the best place for weed, you can plug up on great medical hash straight from amsterdam, with great strains coming through every now and then like blue dream and lemon haze, and a fairly steady supply of classics like super silver haze.

    because it's fairly north, the summers are literally lit 24/7, with clear sunless blue skies at midnight.
    in the winter it turns into an atmospheric wonderland, with three to five hours of crystal clear daylight striking the iced lake, and different iterations of snow cycling through the seasons. the rest of the day is completely dark and moody, with a mystic beauty i cant explain in my second language.

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  17. Cyreides
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    Cyreides gfy

    Aug 3, 2017
    ohio?
     
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  18. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Aug 3, 2017
    can't sell your city when chinks have already bought it
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  19. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Aug 3, 2017
    i guess they'd say "it's wery good"
     
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    yep
     
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