Jan 21, 2017

- You go to the S80 meet up in some s-----y hotel in Australia

-You see Final, Joel, and Tyson all blacked out. The got baseball bats and baby roos.

-They f--- you up, tie you, drive off to nowhere, then dump you in a forest.

Middle of the forest, no phone, no water, no food, nothing. Just pure knowledge/insticts What's your measurements to ensure you survive until either help arrives or until you find a save haven.

 

Jan 21, 2017

 

Jan 21, 2017

If another user was with me I'd k--- him and eat him then run in one direction until I find water or something promising and follow the water

 

Jan 21, 2017

Oh it's lit @Mike Tyson AND @Final in my native country!?



Time to gangbang boys.

 

Jan 21, 2017

I would be more worried about wild Aboriginals than animals
Lucky I know the entire outback and wild off by heart

 

Jan 21, 2017

d--- that'd s---

i guess find the nearest stick, make a knife out of it via scrubbing it against a tree, find the nearest kangaroo, go for the k--- stab even if it means i die doing it, annihalate the kangaroo. boom now i have kangaroo meat. instant food.

go somewhere to piss, keep the piss contained as beverage, it keeps you hydrated & is MUCH safer than exotic australian water. win-win

i now have food & drink. i exit the wilderness, go to the nearest civilization, steal a car, trace all three of them down & annihalate them via stickknife.

 

Jan 21, 2017

No specification on how long you'd be there, so you think 1 kangaroo could fill you up? And wouldn't you need to cook the roo? I'd try to look for berries or any small edibles

 

Jan 21, 2017

Open my container of Cool Whip (who else) to set up a trap. Dig a hole, set the Whip near the hole and using my CW sword, cut open that forest meat. Use my CoolBean pole vault to jump thourgh the forest. Coming for y'all @Final @Ordinary Joel @Mike Tyson

 

Jan 21, 2017

oh id be out in no time, 1 kangaroo is all i need for food. and nah i'd just eat it as is, salmonella & parasites aint gonna do s--- to u when ur alphamale af

 

Jan 21, 2017

I'm a cannibal btw

 

Jan 21, 2017

Edgy

 

Jan 21, 2017

I always was like "who is this King V guy liking my post from time to time"

Now I know, you a real one

 

Jan 21, 2017

Just saying Cool Whip ain't gonna do much for me

 

Jan 22, 2017

i don't know beat my d-ck atleast 4 times a day, climb on a tree catch me a wild animal and feast on that lil n-----.

 

Jan 22, 2017

probably gonna give u empty calories and cholesterol....unhealthy