Is this cheating

Started by poopdogg, Apr 23, 2022, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. poopdogg
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    Apr 23, 2022
    Hello guys hope yall doing good.
    So i just got accused of cheating by my girlfriend.
    The backstory:
    My girl had to work over the weekend so i was at home alone really bored. On sunday last week i was so bored man. First i wanted to take a line or something but afterwards i thought man enough with that sin s---. N word i am going to church. Why not. So i went to church listened to all the bs and when we sang there was a chick next to me we sang together had so much fun. Long story short we f----- after church. And yesterday my girlfriend found out because the pastor snitched on me that b------.
    How is this cheating? She left me because of this. This is god’s plan obviously so this can’t be cheating. Lemme know what you guys think.
    Thank you
     
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  2. Inland Empire Rapper
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    Apr 23, 2022
    d--- poop you a playa
     
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  3. icecube
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    Apr 23, 2022
    I'd say it's only cheating if she had a shaved minge. And ain't no way one of God's saviours is shaving her p---- though. So I'd say you're all good.
     
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    God bless you
     
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  5. JMG
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    Apr 23, 2022
    Maybe a little but it's not your fault. You were probably feeling lonely at church considering she didn't even go with you. Also did she even give you credit for not doing the line? Sounds like the Pastor set you up. You're better off without that bs.
     
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    Thats it im gonna suckerpunch the pastor tomorrow
     
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    Pew dogg
     
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    theg got that pma

    Apr 30, 2022
    Based
     
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  9. Slyk
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    Apr 30, 2022
    did you leave room for jesus between the sheets? if so, you're good. a little j3-some never hurt anybody.
     
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  10. Inanna
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    You’re savage, yes, it’s cheating. The good lord was testing you lol
     
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    Apr 30, 2022
    So the point of this story is pastors can be evil obviously.
     
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    it's cheating for sure.
     
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    wtf... this is definitely cheating
     
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    God's plan in my opinion. Did you read that they met in the church?
    Cheating it is when you plan everything in advance, buy viagra online, bring flowers and champagne and expect something to happen. This is clearly a destiny and was written in the sky
     
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  15. David26
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    definitely not cheating. Everything happens for some reason and God wanted to be that way
     
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