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Eminem Take a classic Eminem line and re-write it like how modern Em would've did it

Started by Big Dangerous, Nov 9, 2017, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Nov 9, 2017
    Title busy rn will do some later
     
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  2. roigolan6
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    roigolan6 #IllPsycheShow

    Nov 9, 2017
    " I sit back with this pack of zig zags and this bag of this weed gives me the s--- needed to be the most meanest MC"

    -
    "I sit back with Chris Pratt, we chit chat 'bout how tic tacs make me do some quick raps. Quick, grasp this sick brass and shove it into Melania Trump's thick a---"
     
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  3. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Nov 9, 2017
    You got one shot, do not miss your chance to blow, this opportunity comes once in a lifetime!

    Now

    You got one shot, do not miss your chance to blow, I can tell at first glance you’re a ho


    And this actually happened
     
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  4. Rafael Picon
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    Rafael Picon I'm a blonde Dre, now gimme Kanye's glasses!

    Nov 9, 2017
    Trump's spaghetti
     
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  5. asvdawg
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    asvdawg

    Nov 9, 2017
    "the new kids on the block s--- a lot of d-ck boy girl groups make me sick"

    "I used to think pop stars s----d a lot of d-ck now i work with them till you all get sick"

    im sorry that was terrible
     
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  6. Holy Water
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    Holy Water

    Nov 9, 2017
    No
     
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  7. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Nov 9, 2017
    Holy s--- the end :currydead::currydead::currydead:
     
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  8. Macca
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    Macca @

    Nov 9, 2017
    Changeling best poster in the EmSXN even though he a hater ^^

    "I'm sorry mama, I never meant to hurt youuuu,
    I never meant to make you cry but tonight I'm cleaning out my closet "

    --------------------modern Em----------------
    " I'm sorry Obamaaaaaaa,
    I'm doing my best to help youuuuu,
    Demonize Trump Imma now try,
    But right now, none of that is working"
     
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  9. Kon
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    Kon

    Nov 9, 2017
    Ouch, shots fired...

    Change don't listen to him homie, it's not true it's not true.
     
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  10. Macca
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    Nov 9, 2017
    Hahaha I see what you did there
     
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    Nov 9, 2017
    MAN don’t be a buzz k---
     
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  12. attila
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    attila

    Nov 9, 2017
    You guys are morons it doesn’t mean anything.
     
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  13. joeyp363
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    joeyp363

    Nov 9, 2017
    "Hard taco is crushing my prosthetic taco"

    "Prosthetic tacos crushing prosthetic tacos arms"
     
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    Holy Water

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    No
     
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  15. ComfortablyNumb
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    ComfortablyNumb

    Nov 9, 2017
    My soul is escaping through this a------ that is gaping.

    Oh wait he actually said that.
     
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  16. Groovy Tony
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    Groovy Tony Grandma's baby Eddie Kane

    Nov 9, 2017
    To all the people I offended yea f--- you too

    f--- offensive, trump begins to jump and I punch him then I f--- him with a porcelain, a corpse, a bin, and DORSAL FIN
     
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  17. Spatula
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    Spatula Relapse is a masterpiece

    Nov 9, 2017
    You all s---
     
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  18. Ndless
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    Ndless

    Nov 10, 2017
    "But Marshall, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
    Why, so you MFers could just lie to get me here?
    So you can sit me here next to these mumble Migo queers?
     
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  19. NAES
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    NAES gay

    Nov 10, 2017
    i got uncomfortable reading that
     
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  20. Groovy Tony
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    Groovy Tony Grandma's baby Eddie Kane

    Nov 10, 2017
    I wouldn't be surprised if this line was on the album tbh
     
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