The name "Johnathon" is weird as f---.

Started by Lucy, Dec 29, 2016, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Lucy
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    Dec 29, 2016
    Like I saw @J0NATHAN make a post and now I got "Johnathon" stuck in my head and this name is f---ing cooked I've decided. Like the first half rhymes with the second half.

    Where TF did this name come from? Sounds to me like there was a John in 2000BC who went on on some spiritual pilgrimage (ate like 6000 mushrooms while isolating himself from every human for 30 years)
    When he came back a rambling s--- covered insane mental idiot, his first words were "JON THON" so the locals being the 2000bc pompous c---- they are, add a little Latin to it getting the name "Johnathon"

    If it name is Johnathon btw I'm just gonna call u John or Johnnie cause what the f--- is an "athan" or "athon"
     
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    Dec 29, 2016
    yeah also f--- the name benjamin

    like some Ben was so f---in good at rockin out that the f---in lats decided to add a jamin to his name and now all the not so musically inclined bens have to face that music every time they take a test or file their taxes

    shoutout @kanyesucksdealwithit one time
     
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    my middle name is worse
     
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    is it Erich because if so then I agree
     
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    Alexander
     
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    threw up a lil
     
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    my intials are
    BAR so that makes up for it
     
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    gay
     
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    Who the f--- spells Jonathan like that?
     
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    the only jonathan I knew was r-----ed so there's that
     
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    cosign
     
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    hot wheels' name was johnathan
     
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    @Soldier
     
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    DONT GET ME f---ing STARTED. In high school, get this right, some guy named Ben, normal right? Yeah I thought so too till I found out the guy sitting next to him was called Jamin.
    What the f--- name is Jamin? The birth certificate rip the Ben part off? Water smudge the Ben part off? Like what the f---
     
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    I don't believe you.
     
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    Wait do you mean Joel? I just realised I'm pretty sure his name is Johnathon, but to be fair, only his mum would call him that in Aus. All Johnathons in Aus are just "oi Johno"
     
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    Ok I lied, his name was Jamen
     
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    And he sat next to a Beaner, not a Ben
     
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    triggered
     
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